"Why?" Tommy sobbed, fingers clinging to the fabric of Philza's suit. Fat globs of tears fell down his cheeks and dripped onto his neck as he was forced down on the couch. "I don't want to be turned, please!" he cried, only for his words to be ignored as he was hoisted onto Philza's lap. Gentle fingers combed through his hair and words of comfort spewed from the vampires lips in a futile attempt to calm him. His tear-filled vision made out a hand that landed gently on his chin, lifting it up and exposing his neck. Not knowing what else to do, he screwed his eyes shut in cruel anticipation of what was to come. OR The SBI take a liking to a certain gremlin child and want him to be part of their vampire family. They're willing to make this happen whether he likes it or not. *warning* this gets messed up, if you're sensitive to darker themes I suggest you don't read, please.

What happened in 1999? The acts of that year are something that friends Ted and Schlatt want to keep secret at any cost. But when a determined reporter known only by the alias of "Slimecicle" begins to find his way to the heart of the mystery, the pair may have no other option than to eliminate him. Neither Slimecicle or the pair know how close they are to eachother when the duo adds a new friend, Charlie, to their group. //TW: This story involves subjects like murder so if that isn't your cup of tea you have been warned// (None of the art in this book it mine)

This is a art book for oxeye duo!!!! YIPPPIEEEE! I will warn you, I'm not a great writer so.. yeah.. This is fully platonic! If they are flirting, it's play flirting. I just feel like they need this because they are so underrated. This will be just fluff and against, I think. Also this is all the characters of the aus not the cc's :D Also I don't support him (Wilbur)

THIS IS A JOKE

I wrote this while high as shit

Ms. Roach Coach is here to provide! just gonna copy-paste my old description- might contain some lemon-y drawings! please do not shove this on anyone's faces especially the Cc's I am not shipping them in real life, I ship their personas that they show online and in Minecraft. If you don't like any of this, please just ignore. do not use my art without permission, do not repost aswell and if you know me irl no you don't

Hello!! this is my art book! I made this so I can share some schlattbur art I have drawn stocked up because I can't stop thinking about them :)) might contain some lemon-y drawings! please do not shove this on anyone's faces especially the Cc's I am not shipping them in real life, I ship their personas that they show online and in Minecraft. If you don't like any of this, please just ignore. do not use my art without permission, do not repost aswell and if you know me irl no you don't Edit: some chapters might have confusing a/n because I organized them so some of the series are together so it's easier to read!

Wilbur, a taken straight man, is the prince of the Kingdom of Ruria, who is stuck in a marriage arrangement created by his father, and the Father of Schlatt, the prince of the Kingdom of Neakburg; Who has came out as homosexual. Schlatt and Wilbur both hate the fact of a forced marriage of opposing nations, and aims to turn Wilbur gay, just to make everything easier on the day of their marriage, but he doesnt expect it to work.

Wilbur accidentally summons a demon and falls in undying love with it. (Also I don't ship the real people only the characters and there will be smut in this)

The gradual process of what Schlatt would do just for some money. Also could be found on Archive of Our Own by KC_Kream -_-_- ! Cover Art Not Mine ! - If anyone knows the artist, please let me know and they will be credited + Smut Content!