"Eeny!" Pine tree. "Meeny!" Shooting star. "Miney!" Pine tree. "YOU!!" Shooting star. "Wait!" Dipper forced out. "I...I wanna make a deal with you." 13+ cover art by elentori #1 rank in #billcipher (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #billdip! (AUG 9 2019) #1 rank in #dipperpines! (MAY 18 2020)

❝𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴❞ ╔═══════════════ - ˋ ˏ * . · : · . ⟐ . · : · . * ˎ ˊ - ═════╗ 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚄 // 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚘 𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚠𝚊 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 ╚════ - ˋ ˏ * . · : · . ⟐ . · : · . * ˎ ˊ - ════════════════╝ ⁀➷ BSD // Bungou Stray Dogs ⁀➷ Clearly Bungou Stray Dogs doesn't belong to me??? lmao like if it did I wouldn't be on wattpad simping over my own characters???? ⁀➷ Season 3 spoilers!!! ⁀➷ Fem reader, sorry abt that ⁀➷ Major character death[s], perhaps...? ⁀➷ Cursing ⁀➷ A pathetic attempt at angst and fluff by the author ⁀➷ Bad writing + weird ass plot

She's a wild, free spirit who sees the good in everyone, and he's the hardened, bad-tempered loner who wants nothing to do with her-yet no matter how hard he tries to push her away, she's the one temptation he can't escape. *** He's never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she says every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what she does to him; it's not like him to chase after some girl. She gets under his skin like no other. She's never met someone with such a bad attitude. He's ill-mannered and menacing. The glare never seems to leave his face. Considering it all, she can't help but feel the attraction toward him. Dangerous attraction toward a seemingly dangerous man. Maybe it's the tattoos on his arm that gets her attention. Or maybe it's because she can tell there's hope for good under his rough exterior. And she's about to find it, whether he likes it or not. It's no secret that the two of them are complete and total opposites. *** "You like being called Sugar, don't you?" I tease, placing my toothbrush back after finishing. He does the same and gives me a side-eyed scowl. He grips my chin harshly and kisses me. My body temperature raises a good ten degrees and my right leg goes all wiggly. He pulls away. "You like it when I kiss you, don't you?" He teases the same way I did to him and I'm left blubbering. "I think both of our questions are rhetorical," I lower my voice up at him. His lip curls up into a smirk. *** #1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *** *Warning* This story contains mature themes (language, scenes)