Originally posted under my Archive Of Our Own account: Loki is pregnant with Tony's children, and Natasha and Clint are expecting as well. Life in the Avengers tower is about to get hectic with two pregnant killers, then their children. It will really take a village to raise these two kids.

This is a Frostiron fanfic. if you don't like that stuff don't read. Credit goes to http://archiveofourown.org/users/ThatOneGirlBehindYou/pseuds/ThatOneGirlBehindYou

A short, sort of one shot, based on a Teen!Loki, in high school, being a seductive asshole. Emphasis on the asshole bit. Powers implied. Brief mentions of Avengers and other Marvel-verse characters It's been rated R, because it has words like orgasm and sex in, and frequent swearing, but there isn't any detail because I'm actually pretty squirmish about things like that. Bear that in mind. Also, I do a rundown of the "bad" words in my A/N, so you can make a decision from there, too. Also, it isn't exactly a one shot because there are three parts. First part- first person "I took out my scissors from my bag, each blade as ridiculously long as my hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave me alone" Second part- second person "You took out your scissors from your bag, each blade as ridiculously long as your hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave you alone" Third part- Third person "She took out her scissors from her bag, each blade as ridiculously long as her hand, and threatened to split his stomach if he would not leave her alone" Simple, easy. And the above are actual extracts, so... ALSO, BEFORE I GET ANY LITTLE SHITS, I FUCKING KNOW WHAT A MAN OF WAR LOOKS LIKE AND I FUCKING KNOW THAT MY COVER IS NOT A FUCKING MAN OF WAR SO DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

Kenna Talis is relatively 'normal'. She has a job, a boyfriend, her own apartment. Normal things. Granted, it is a job working for a certain playboy genius billionaire philanthropist (or whatever he's calling himself these days). Granted, the apartment seems to span an inordinately large amount of space, and is the only one populated in the entire complex. Granted, her boyfriend's an ass, and a poorly developed one by way of character at that. Also, super-powers. So she takes most things in her stride, mixes up the bad and the good and finds ways to laugh at things that shouldn't be funny. Her range of what is weird and what is not operates at a much higher frequency than normal- no, for that implies she is abnormal- ordinary people's do. But still, she reflects, juggling coffee and a job, there is something mysteriously intriguing about that homeless guy by the side of the road. The one who'd shrunk away in fear from her when the most heinous of crimes she had committed against him was sparing him some change. Which is her reason for befriending this random stranger, as one does. A strange feeling- a compulsion, almost (Oh, Odin, Odin, Odin)- takes hold of her, and suddenly 'mi casa es tu casa', despite him warning her that he might be a murderer. She laughs this off as friendly banter, ignoring the subtle warnings that hint towards something being slightly off about this man. But not a murderer, surely? In fact, he could be classified as a serial killer, being Loki and all that. The one and only Loki, Norse god of mischief, lies, trickery and deceit. Oh, and of course, chaos- the man who brought New York to its knees- and all that shiz. But how is Kenna to know that? Really, she should have known better.

Savannah Winters works for SHIELD, for the Avengers, for the sake of Earth. Right? But she is sitting in the bath, idly watching blood trickle down her wrists for the first time in ten years, when the phone rings. Loki is back, but somehow, not the same one who destroyed New York. Hey also this is mostly crack and the first thing I ever wrote so...

Amelia Watson is a thunderstorm, and her temper a wildfire. Sherlock Holmes is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, his mind a place very few people can understand. Who'd have thought the two would have anything in common? It isn't easy to capture Sherlock Holmes' attention, so what does Amelia have that caught Sherlock's eye from the start? She always believed herself to be nothing but ordinary, but Sherlock Holmes disagrees. The game is on, and Amelia quickly finds herself swept up in the thrill of the chase--something she'd spent the last few years desperately trying to avoid. When an old enemy returns and threatens the one person she loves the most, Amelia finds her loyalties put to the test. The stakes are high in a game of life and death, and to win, Amelia must accept her fate. But how do you go from ordinary to brilliant? BOOK ONE IN THE INCANDESCENT TRILOGY ~Reviews~ "You have no idea how dedicated I was to reading this, I spent all night reading and I never do that for books, this book is truly my favorite book on Wattpad right now." -desperatelyx "I really love your story!" "...I love your book! I can't wait for more!" -GINALEXY1 "This is brilliant!" "This is good!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!" -Renner_Addict135 "This is so good!" -call_me_bea "I love this story so much! It's amazing :D" -katemaya14 "It's amazing! Well thought." -AnikaMyers "This is such an addictive story!" -DevilsWear_Westwood "Love, love, love this story!" -PineHoultBatch "...It's too much on my heart..." -Brightsidelsr

Loki, son of Odin and brother of Thor, wakes up to a strange figure and an unexpected attack. When he finally comes to, he isn't where he originally was. Stripped of his powers and left to die, Loki finds himself on earth. Thor, busy in his Avengers, hears word of his brother's banishment and gets the help of a close friend of the Avengers, Ellianah, a young girl who is more than she seems. Her wits are used to find and help return Loki to Asgard, but what happens when the gates refuse to open for Loki? Cursed and powerless, Loki finds his hopes gone as the group struggles to find the source of the curse. Enemies will rise, Traitors will grow, and Asgard will threaten to crumble under betrayal again as Loki finds himself lost in Mischevious Affairs.

Valeria Richards is the daughter of Sue and Reed Richards from the fantastic four. Valeria didn't expect a normal life when she found out about what she and her family were. But, now she has to help the Avengers. What she didn't expect is to be hiding the famous Loki Prince of Asgard in her apartment.. Loki doesn't want to be anywhere near her but, he know he could use her on his side. Thanos may not be the Avengers biggest issue. it may be that Loki never left and is right next to them. What will happen when a heart of evil and a heart of kindness clash? **READ THE SEQUEL AS WELL**

In a five part story based on the BBC TV show SHERLOCK, the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and his mild-manner companion, John Watson, face five original adventures written by WattyAwards2012 Finalist, E. K. Sloyer. The two partners in crime face a criminal that can only be tracked through John's past; a mysterious voice bent on destroying Sherlock through a member of the Royal family; and lastly, a nemesis that is determined to prove that Sherlock's dead...though, all the while, the great detective is one step ahead of all of them. __________________ IN EDITING PROCESS COMPLETED 2013 #54 in Mystery/Thriller

"When the stars retreat, and the moon bleeds blue. When love bows to a pure soul, free of vengeance, and hatred and sorrow," his words were ushered, as if he were telling her a secret, "Is when I'll be with you." At the time, Aura didn't understand. "Now run. Think of it like the catching games we used to play." He whispered, pressing a parting kiss to her creased forehead. "Don't let them catch you." So she ran. But she never saw her father again. #2 Fallen, 11.11.21