Just as the title says, a 7 minutes in heaven story staring the Akatsuki!

Pein, sick of eating Kisame's cooking, orders Deidara and Sasori to go get food from the market and not to draw attention. Deidara, being curious, buys a vile with writing he can't read and mixes it in a pitcher of ice tea. Now the Akatsuki are small, fury and well, CUTE! They need to find a way to be turned back into humans and fast!

A set of scenarios with Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi and Deidara. Some strong language and suggestive themes may occur.

Lucy is starting out new at a Creepypasta school. She befriends everyone except one girl and a rivalry begins. But as soon as that rivalry ends a new one starts. Lucy tries hard to think of plans to destroy the enemy