Random sotry I decided to make at 3am 😨😍🥰 PLEASE READ

just want to get on here and squash a little bit a little myth that keeps ringing in my dms and ringing in my timeline SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY SELF PLEASE DOES NOT MAKE YOU STRAIGHT SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRANS WHAT IS SELF PLEASURE? WHEN YOU PLEASURE YOUR DAMN SELF, WHENTHER YOU'RE GAY, STRAIGHT, OR ALL THESE OTHER XUALS YALL LIKE TO PUT OUT HERE. I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS. HALF OF THESE DAMN DILDOS LOOK LIKE DICKS. DO I HAVE A CHOICE, AM I THE MANUFACTURER OF THESE GOD DAMN TOYS HELL NO. yall hear what I'm saying it does not make you all these titles I DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT FOR MYSELF, THATS THE PLAIN DAMN SIMPLE TRUTH, YOU GET IT?

This is a story to tell you how good of a president Donald trump would be

Everyone's a doing a bit shit right now because of the whole election, so I hope this brightens your day a lil bit. This is a story I wrote back in May (2016) for a school project. I had to write a parody of an Edgar Allan Poe story, so I went with the Cask of Amontillado (before the meme). This is a horribly offensive mess of outdated memes, but somehow I got an A+ on it. So, here you go. I'm sorry in advance. Warnings for dead memes, death/murder, some shit about illegal immigrants from Trump's side Please note that this is a completely fictional work and in no way reflects real life nor what I want to happen

donald trump shrek shump 5 ever nedawg is the ship between lida and amy yall rlly need to put your pants on

Hisoka try's to love you but he keeps thinking about gon,he continues to have a relationship with you but all he does all day is think about gon

bald kurapika (10-18-20) #4 in BaldKurapika (10-20-20) #350 in Kurapika (out of 4k stories) (10-26-20) #3 in BaldKurapika (10-30-2020) #2 in Baldkurapika (11-16-2020) #1 in Baldkurapika

Y/N is an average person but one day their life takes a turn when they meets a certain bald headed spider. What will happen in this adventure of romance?

Nikocado Avocado and Shrek fall in deep love, but someone wants to intervene. Nikocado and Shrek have to figure out who's trying to ruin their love. The only question is.... who is it?

a very wholesome romantic adventure between a mysterious ogre and a rejected female. "im never gonna give you up." y/n quietly muttered. "Oi mayte ye gud?"