❝Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's, can I take your order?❞ ❝I'd like a large milkshake with a side of your number.❞ ❝Sorry but I don't date weenies.❞ _________________ © sighcalum 2k14 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Humor #694

"How'd you meet him?" "I kind of just, you know, fell into his arms half naked."

The television show 'Naked and Afraid' is known for many things. It is known for throwing its contestants into the most exotic and dangerous locations in the world, for its ability to test its contestants survival skills to the max, and for scaring the contestants shitless, but it is NOT known for having its contestants fall in love. When Noelle and Ashton are paired as partners on the show, neither one of them expects anything that goes down during their time in the wild. That's the thing about entering the world of 'Naked and Afraid', it's all full of surprises. ======== cover by @nialovelis

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"what fades must come back." >> this book was written before the song 'if you don't know' was released, but seems to be closely related. disclaimer: i wrote this in 2014. it's really bad. also the picture used in the cover was created by me and reposted onto other social medias by fans i gave permission to.

in which a suicidal girl who frequently changes nail colors exchanges notes with the lonely blonde boy from her biology class. © -moonlits 2014

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

♡you're wanting a second chance. but i can't. i'm afraid i'm not that strong♡ a story about a love's return, when it was just starting to become a memory.

"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer

"7:15, that's our time."