Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)

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Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Summers at the beach. Fun, right? Not for 19 year old Patrick Stump, who is forced to go on this vacation. But what starts out as the most horrid vacation ever, turns into something unexpected. ----------------- Pete Wentz is a vampire. His family thinks he died unexpectedly. He was best friends with a kid. They hung out a little, But they were still pretty close. The story takes place around Halloween of 2003 (in honor of the holiday.)