"I'll fuck you like a princess , might get rough but I'll take care of you ;)" (Highest Rank: #2 in Fiction) All Rights Reserved 2015 @ Paola WARNING: Readers should be 13+ and above. Book may contain masochism, sadism, erotic scenes, violence and explicit language.

If Harry Potter wasn't sorted into Griffindor, what would happen? Would he still be friends with Ron and Hermione or would he find a new group of friends? Would Snape favor him because he's a Slytherin and put personal troubles behind him? Read on find out how different Harry's life would be as a Slytherin.

Free! x Reader oneshots for both first and second season. |warning: some have mature content|

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Okay! So this is very straight forwards. This is an Anime guide to help you lot with deciding which anime you should and should not watch. I am going to try and diverse my watching so I hope you all enjoy!

Cover made by @sushibutt ---------------- Disclaimer: I am in the process of editing this story, as after I reread it some months later I realized how disgustingly...un-canon it was. But (hopefully) now it is better. So without further ado, I present to you...the (mostly) perfected... JK STILL OOC Symmetrical Love. You're a transfer student at the D.W.M.A, a school for weapons and meisters, nestled in the heart of Death City. Having been transferred from a prestigious academy, you're rumored to have exceptional potential. Because of this, the Reaper (headmaster) has decided to keep tabs on you through your relationship with his son, a skilled shinigami who also attends D.W.M.A. But in no way are you prepared for Death The Kid, who enters your world by storm: a pompous, obsessive perfectionist, with disturbingly good looks. He is your catnip on a string- enticing, but unreachable. Sometimes, when it's dangled right above your nose, you can't help but bat it away. But in the end, you know the prize will be worth the wait.

You will read this book for one of five reasons: 1) You love Anime and were, hence interested by the cover or the title 2) You are bored, you like Anime and decided to kill some time 3) You, in fact, care nothing for Anime but are bored and want to kill time (Why are the two of you so intent on murdering time?) 4) Ciel ordered to Sebastian to make you read this........by any means necessary 5) Kittens. Just, kittens Basically funny, nonsensical, epic rants pertaining to Anime and anything related to it. Done by me in an effort to maybe, make you smile, question your existence and re-evaluate your life choices. (Okay, let's be honest. I probably exaggerated a tad with the funny and epic bit but give it a chance. You might like it.) Actually, you could always not read this book, but then you will forever be plagued with 'What if I had read that book?' So be safe and read it.