"A SATIRICAL NOVEL FILLED WITH DARK, RUDE, TWISTED, AND SADISTICAL HUMOR." Seventeen-year-olds Brandon and Bryan Savage are prodigies and twins -- and the best way to differentiate them is by the mole on their butt cheeks. Although they live together in a wealthy household, they study at different schools. BRANDON SAVAGE is the older twin, the gentle giant, the star quarterback, and every girl's wet dream. With a loyal best friend and a loving girlfriend, his grades are the only things hindering him. Desperate for a miracle, Brandon asks for his brother's help. If his studies don't improve, he'd risk his position on the team and any chance of graduating. BRYAN SAVAGE loves flaunting his wealth, banging ovaries, and bossing people around is his favorite hobby. Being the Student-Body President and the Director of a musical in their prestigious academy certainly made way for him to have more enemies (as if he has a lot of friends anyway). Gossips, ex-girlfriends, rivalries, and student riots add to the conundrum -- loyalties are tested and trust is hard to keep when everyone wants him impeached. When neither twin has the power to solve their own problems, they hope the other would do it for them. But it only turned out to be a recipe for disaster because of their stupidity. ↠ COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT, will contain errors - March 30, 2020 ↠ Features both Heterosexual and Homosexual relationships Copyright © JohnerZulueta. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Unwilling to put down her lover's tragic end, Claret sets out to find the vampire who can manipulate time. Despite the odds, will Claret succeed to do the impossible and bring Zen back to life? *** Ever since Zen left, Claret is obsessed on finding a way to bring him back to life. With the help of the other three chosen princes, she starts on a journey to find another Gazellian, a prince rumored to manipulate time. She knows that it would be difficult-but she has underestimated the deep, complicated secrets involved in this impossible mission. How much is Claret willing to sacrifice in order to bring Zen back to life? (Bite Trilogy Book 2) DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish.

On her 18th birthday, Claret finds out that her destiny is to be a healer in Nemetio Spiran, a vampire world where all is not as it seems. ****** All her life, Claret had always been told that her future held things far bigger than she could ever imagine. Finally, on her 18th birthday, she gets a glimpse into what her destiny holds. Whisked into a vampire world through a mysterious old mirror, Claret discovers she is one of the chosen ones, selected for her healing powers. When she befriends a vampire who was wrongly accused of murdering a king, she sets out to make things right. However, her good deed isn't without complications when she finds that it may get in the way of her being matched with a prince...

Hestia has learned her lesson: never flirt with a casanova or else, you'll end up with a broken heart and a fatherless child. She has done everything to hide from the playboy but six years later, she and her sweet little kid were found--and chaos ensues. *** Hestia Garcia is aware that the famous bachelor, Lucas Allen Palermo, is a casanova with a lot of affairs yet she still fell in love with him. Well, with his gentlemanly and refreshing aura, who wouldn't? Her plan? Go to the bar Allen is a patron of, flirt with him all night, and give him her . . . valuable thing. But that one blissful night ended with her pregnant and her heart broken. Turns out, the casanova is a jerk--he doesn't even remember her name! Six years and a cute little boy after, a knock on her front door changes Hestia's and her son's lives because there is a certain Palermo at the door, smiling at them. DISCLAIMER: This story is written in Taglish. COVER DESIGN: Rayne Mariano

SHOOKT 1.0 Nora is a solid fangirl who managed to get her crush's cell number from her big brother (without him knowing). She texted him everyday, sending him encouraging messages and inspiring quotes from her favorite books and movies. Arch, the athlete that's currently dominating the UAAP Men's Basketball season A.K.A. Nora's ultimate crush, never once replied. One night, instead of an inspiring text, Nora accidentally sent him a rant. And what do you know? Arch finally texted back. LIT AF 2.0 Sabrina had expected to fangirl at Wanderland, the annual music festival for indie music in Manila. But what she didn't expect was to fangirl over someone she hadn't seen in years. Her high school crush came back into her life, looking hotter than ever - gone were the boy-next-door features, now a man through and through. But the thing was, even though he was the highlight of her high school years, was she his? Did he remember her name? Did he recognize her face? What if he doesn't even know her at all? WHOMST 3.0 Chie's world has always been crazy. During the day, she goes to class. During the night, she attends events. On weekends, she meets up with friends. Ansel likes to keep things easy and simple. He goes to basketball practice before and after school, he keeps his grades above average, and he drinks his Saturday nights away. Girls? They just come and go. What if one day, a girl came into Ansel's life and stayed? What if one day, the girl who was once his life came back? Would he break Chie's heart for someone who broke his? But the ultimate question is, would Chie let him?

When a rebellious playgirl must win over a notorious playboy in order to successfully merge their companies, they are forced to confront the lies and deception that threatens their future- and their love. ******* Cherrypink Castillo has always been the black sheep of her family, flaunting her rebellious attitude and playgirl ways with pride. But the 26-year-old must hide her true personality in order to mastermind a partnership with PCI, a company headed up by the handsome CEO Duke Palermo, a playboy in his own right. However, putting up a facade of sweet innocence to win Duke over backfires. Instead, the handsome CEO falls in love with the woman he thinks Cherrypink is, giving her his heart and the partnership she desires. But all does not end happily when a woman from Duke's past surfaces, threatening to ruin everything he has built with Cherrypink. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FILIPINO LANGUAGE STORY

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Natalie received a message saving her from her demise. The sender is none other than Death himself.

Even in the second time, time would be always their enemy? How can you fight for it if you already know that at first you both are not should be together? Are you going to surrender or you will take the risk? Because maybe you won't know if it will be your last. All for love. #TGIOMB #TimeEnemy

After hearing a terrifying prophecy about her life, Reika had to become a stronger Divian to protect herself from the looming danger. Together with her best friend Lexi, they traveled to the Capital for an apprenticeship under a Spirit Master, but events were moving far more rapidly than expected after they discovered their connections with the current Divine Council. With her struggles at controlling her Guardians, the mystery surrounding her parents' death during the Great Havoc, the appearance of Exorcists in the Capital, and the peculiar voice she kept hearing inside her head, could Reika survive the dangers in her life, or the prophecy about her death would come true? PRE-ORDER FORM: https://taralikha.com