This is mah life...DERP STYLE!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IT'S OLD AND CRINGEY I lifted my head, staring around me groggily. My head was throbbing and when I tried to move I found my wrists bound together behind me with rough rope. I began to panic, my pupils dilating in fear when I realised I was surrounded in complete darkness. Suddenly, a door opened and light was shed on me. A figure stood in the doorway, a crazed grin on his face. "Well hello there Ian Stapleton, we've been expecting you." Kidnapped. Tortured. His captor is clinically insane, playing with his emotions and mind like toys. Somehow, Ian still finds himself drawn to the crazy creature who doesn't even seem human. No one is born insane, something terrible often happens to them. So what happened to Derp SSundee, and why is Ian in love with the person who laughs at his pain? Perhaps he's not all he seems...after all...Stockholm Syndrome can be a strange, strange thing... Uncontrollable. Passionate. Love.

This is different from my normal. Anyway, Pitch Black has returned to get revenge on the guardians. However, the moon has chosen a new guardian. The spirt of Chaos. Daughter of the Devil. Pitch hears about this and he has other plans. Will she choose the right path? Or be corrupted by Pitch. This is based off a quiz (don't judge), and I don't own any of these characters.

"Why did I even take this job Ian?" SSundee rolled his eyes. "Because you needed a part-time job. Plus, at least you're not alone. This place is pretty creepy dude." Sky shuddered. "No kidding." Suddenly, a scream echoed throughout the deserted resturant. SSundee froze and slowly turned to look at Sky. "What the crap was that?" 4 automatons. 3 men. 5 nights to survive. Can they do it?

In this story meet Lucas (Derp Ssundee), and his brother, Ian (Ssundee). Watch them as they journey through minecraft, trying to solve their own problems, or just create more. Will Lucas escape insanity? Can Ian ever really love Lucas? And where does Team Crafted come in to play?

Sixteen popular minecraft youtubers are forced into a mysterious, dark mansion by Herobrine himself. All windows, doors, and other escape routes are all blocked, providing no way to sneak out. The only way to escape? Kill one of your peers and not get caught. Who will survive this game of murder and mystery?

It all started with a letter. A letter that brought them to a mansion. A mansion that then trapped them inside with a monster. A monster known as the EnderOni. Now 13 unlucky minecrafters are trapped inside the EnderOni's mansion, forced to solve puzzles and fight battles to even keep alive, let alone escape. But it doesn't stop there. One of those minecrafters already knows how it ends. He's seen it all before in the previous loop, and he'll see it all again in the next. Never once in any of the loops has he gotten close to freedom. But maybe that can change. Maybe, after learning from all his mistakes, he can finally outsmart the EnderOni.

Alissa's life is good. She is a pretty good girl. But when a new boy comes into town, what will happen? Cover by the wonderful @Ponycorns_147 :d Completed as of 4/12/15 <3

THIS STORY IS ON HIATUS. Sub is a very loyal mute friend of Sky's. Always involved in minigames that either require red stone operation, a system that needs to be handled by someone who isn't playing the minigame, or he's just included for fun, since he's just such an enjoyable person. It's when Sky starts treating Sub like a slave and the others go along thinking it's OK, Sub gets mad. He needs revenge. He meets the most terrifying creature ever. Herobrine. He offers Sub his revenge on Sky. His only request; he needs Sky's amulet. (Credit goes the @Theshadowmaster456 for making a little drawing of SubBrine, In which it sparked my idea of this book. She drew Sub holding Sky's amulet, so that gave me the idea of Herobrine's price! (it also gave me the idea to draw that on my cover))

Jade is an ordinary middle school student, but when her favorite YouTuber, Markiplier makes a very strange video and a not so pleasant nightmare. Her suspicion grows as well for her friends. Will they stop Dark or will they fail? Read and find out!