Idk why I made this Ig so y'all can fulfill your simping and serotonin needs smh There's also a couple other fandoms every so often cuz I have little storage ✋😍

yes, the type of story that you at least saw once. might be crappy idk enjoy?

//thumbnail by kindarileysthing <33 When silver finds out Trophy is the true blackmailer of his brother, Knife, he takes matters into his own hands. Maybe he should've kept them to himself. This is a fanfic based around kindarileysthing cutlerybros au (available on tiktok), but for those too lazy to get context- cutlerybros is an inanimate insanity + inanimate insanity invitational au where Silver and Knife are brothers and mostly centers around these two, but there are extra content for some other characters. (characters like Floory, Paintbrush, Microphone, etc) Silver and Knife are half siblings with a 5 year age difference. Silver is the protective older brother and Knife is the annoying younger brother. This is a fanfic I wrote while talking to Riley about sibling angst and I plan to write more like this in the future. Please check out her PMV on tiktok as it makes me so happy that she made something based off of my fanfic, and enjoy ur read <3

Microphone wants to avoid embarrassing herself. Cheesy and Soap want Microphone to confess her feelings for Knife. Somehow neither happens. (A Microphone x Knife oneshot written for the ever-patient @iiBossChrissy! Contains a reference to my previous oneshot A Jerk's Policy, but is an independent read.)

DISCONTINUED HAHAHAHA I'm just evil contains a lot of grammar mistakes and some swearing. Take place after episode 15, iii exist after it. Knife got eliminated, what could be worse? Being roommates with his archenemy? Pfft, how much of a possibility is that! (One-sided? Trife, I love this pathetic man mwah)

The Parasitic. An interesting case indeed. Multiple murder reports, different objects. But well, it was one of the stranger things in life, but that was fine. Afterall, no one in their world would ever figure it out. Probably. (This takes place when s2 has ended, and pretend s3 hasn't started.) ewwww this is old ewwwwwwwww dont look at it please

Everything was going good, season three of inanimate insanity is going on, OJ came back to the hotel but...something happened....the objects didn't have normal food, the hotel ran out of food a while ago. Microphone went to test tubes lab to look for an emergency stash and found something she thought was edible. The whole hotel ate the little food. Their hunger wasn't satisfied.....They were craving for more....None of the food objects are safe....Not even taco...Not anyone. ((FYI this is my first acual book so don't expect the writing to be good lmao))

hello stranger! (or not a stranger, you never know!) if you were unable to interpret the title, this is a oneshot book revolving around inanimate insanity and bfb/tpot! (recent additions are ONE and The Nightly Manor wowie!!) what you'll see in here will be fluffy, usually angsty oneshots my update schedule is wack so bare with me there'll be trigger warnings at the beginning of chapters that i think need them and i'll occasionally be taking requests! (if you want to make one check the first page!!) these oneshots are now being edited by my absolutely wonderful partner who i love very much hehe &lt;3 if that seemed up your alley then i can't wait for you to tag along on the strange journey this book has brought me on! have a lovely day and enjoy!! - vee

//TW WARNING: Gore + Angst// Nobody knows why they are there. They only think they're going crazy. When new people are introduced, secrets begin to unravel. They realize they aren't crazy. They're different. They're Mental. . . . (ATTENTION: I in no way disrespect anyone with these disorders. This is a *book*, and I am not shaming people that are different. I believe we should all love each other the way we are, so please keep that in mind while you read this book! Thank you!) ~The Author

I'm just listing tropes I find in Inanimate Insanity fanfiction tropes. Please don't get offended by any of these, this is just for satire purposes only! Very dumb and has lots of ships, too!