for some reason, stopping crime is illegal. odd. ain't gonna stop tommyinnit, though.

Young, lonely George discovers he can use an old telephone to communicate with a boy living 50 years in the past

"Theseus. Stop running. There's nowhere to go." Tommy looked over the edge of the building thoughtfully. His red and white trainers toed at the edge, looking over the near-cavernous drop. When he turned to glance back over his shoulder, Jubilee was approaching him slowly and the black shape on the horizon was definitely the Crow Father soaring in for another areal attack. "Nowhere?" Tommy echoed. "There's no way you're getting out of this one, Theseus. Get away from the drop and come in quietly." Tommy saluted Jubilee, beaming. "No chance, bitch boy." And he let himself plummet off the side. Top Rankings: #5 Bench Trio (4th February, 2022) #11 Philza (2nd September, 2022) #1 Mild Violence (10th September, 2022) #15 Sleepy Bois Inc (5th October 2022)