"cups full of bad luck," she wailed. © PERSEAUS GIRLXGIRL HP : OOTP

❝Don't get your panties in a bunch, Captain Patriotic,❞ she rolls her eyes at him, walking over to the cage, ❝I'll be in and out of the toothbrush bristles you call your hair in just a moment.❞ Special Agent, Sierra Keller, gets assigned to the ARGUS division by homeland security. But more specifically to Task Force X, aka Suicide Squad. He was almost a brain-dead soldier till she came along. She was an emotionless workaholic till he gave her that spark. But she's poison to his heart, and he's chaos to her thoughts. [Completed] [Sequel: Know Better] Cover by: -reyskywalker

"I can't help it, I don't know how, I guess I'll always be hanging around with the wrong crowd." [Digger Harkness a.k.a. Captain Boomerang x OC]

in which she doesn't care about the mission, she cares about her vengeance. SUICIDE SQUAD EVENTUAL RICK FLAG X OC

"WHAT WE DO FOR OURSELVES DIES WITH US. WHAT WE DO FOR OTHERS AND THE WORLD, REMAINS AND IS IMMORTAL." worst. heroes. ever? [deadshot/oc] [currently discontinued]

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

Where a naive girl with lots of baggage and a rockstar that can't seem to think of anyone but himself fall in love over the span of 24 hours

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"