Sakura is your perfect career woman. She's living her dream but a nightmare shattered that confidence she had. She suddenly wants to be a mother, but not a wife. With her money she'll look for a man to pop her cherry. No commitments. No drama. No strings attached. Easy right? She got it all figured out except that she forgot to consider that one factor... accidents do happen.

Sakura, who is often sent on solo diplomatic missions on behalf of the Hokage, makes an unlikely ally on her travels. itasaku (note since y'all keep complaining: I also ship SasuHina so SasuHina is in this story. It's in the tags. I don't care if you ship them or not, this is literally a crack ship fic. Quit being an asshole.)