HIATUS "It's amazing, you know. Seeing how fast one who once had power can crumble in a matter of time." The demigods of Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter thought they might actually get a break. Unfortunately, that's not how things work in the supernatural and mythological world. It all started when the monsters disappeared, replaced with a group of rogue demigods with a vengeful motive, and when a sudden curse breaks out. || Cover made by @AsiaMoonfield || ⚠WARNING⚠ DARK THEMES, VIOLENCE, CHARACTER DEATHS, ETC 13+ recommended.

"What if there's supposed to be a prophecy, but since the oracle is broken, you can't hear it? Someone's supposed to go. Someone HAS to go!" "Then who would we send?" Chiron asked. "Send me."

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

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Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Slow Updates (if at all..)