Bernie is the only person that understands him. Bernie is the only person that makes him feel like the Mexicans don't need a wall. Donald is scared. He's never felt those feelings before. He always thought love meant a man was paying for a woman to have sex with him and take care of their children. Donald learns love means something else. Love means Bernie.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.