A oneshot shinomitsu crack that should not be taken seriously. All the characters are purposefully out of character for humour reasons. This contains joke homophobia, suggestive jokes/dirty jokes, cursing Posted on AO3 initially but I decided to post over here too

Set in an AU where Cole never dies from the accident and lives a happy, quiet life with his dad, Hank Anderson. Connor is the android sent by Cyberlife. He's the deviant hunter, the merciless detective assigned to partner with Lieutenant Hank Anderson at the DPD. He's cold and calculated, the most advanced model designed by Cyberlife to date. However, when he meets Cole and Hank Anderson he realizes that there's more to the world than his programming. There are things that are more important than his mission. Things such as love and family.

An android built the same time as the RK800. Made to be the same but one minor flaw. Didn't think you were made to be the same or have any part of a revolution. Or be the Major piece of the next generation.

Michael Afton and Y/N L/N have been best friends since birth, but now, they are more than that and it's time for their families to find out.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

This is about Henry keeping his secret of being gay while Patrick is out going on showing his love for Henry at the right moments. //Smut cussing gay and homophobic actions\\HENRY IS BOTTOM NO arguments

Since in every PatHen fanfic is boring and not what I like, I will be sharing what I would like in these fanfics. The oneshots will be mostly requested by me but you can request if you want. You don't have to though. Please enjoy :3

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