"it's the premium deal babe." "this all started because you're too immature to babysit your baby brother idiot."

Regina George was supposed to rule college the way she ruled high school. Now she's just another freshman fighting for attention in a world that doesn't care about followers. Rodrick Heffley is a nineteen-year-old music major on academic probation who still has no idea how he got here. When they're forced to partner in a creative writing class, perfection meets procrastination, and neither one is ready for what comes next.

Solitude » Rodrick Heffley A book of Rodrick Heffley imagines/short stories/one shots → Warnings will be at the start of each chapter. This book may include smut, fluff, profanity, etc.

"...I'm not really afraid anymore" he said a bit quietly. "Afraid of what?" I asked him slowly. "I'm not really afraid to say that I have feelings for you..."

new tweet from @loadedrodrick! @giselleaoki has my heart based off the song come my way by housecall :) better go listen to them

✐ᝰ what happens when your best friend's brother stops being off limits? synn swore she'd never cross that line. rodrick heffley was her best friend's older brother. off-limits, untouchable, dangerous. but once it starts, they can't stop. now they're lying, sneaking, and falling fast. but once the truth comes out... everything falls apart. TAGS: rodrick heffley x fem oc best friend's brother friends to lovers !! smut warning !! DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to Rodrick Heffley. This story will be messy, dramatic, and involve smut. If you don't like those things, leave this story & try out my others :)

[RodrickXF!Reader] When a troubled teen moves in with the Heffleys, she's forced to confront the lingering effects of the past she so desperately wants to forget while navigating the new life she's expected to lead. Giving up seems easier than trying at this point, but sometimes, life has to take us to the darkest places to show us the true value of the light. "This, this right here. This is love. This is me being concerned for your life so much that I'm disregarding my own... you need to be shown what love is, and what love isn't." Trigger Warning: • Self-harm • Physical/Emotional abuse • Drug abuse

maya abrams may not be heather hills, but rodrick heffley can't deny the way his heart stops the first time he sees her...especially when she's half-naked.

𝘪 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘷𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦. 1. 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 2. 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 3. 𝘶𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 1 𝘢𝘯𝘥 2. "you made rules?" "yeah, some rodrick rules." pfft- rules couldn't keep her away from him. {lowercase intended} {slowburn} {enemies to lovers} note; swearing and sexual content (all characters involved are 18+ in this universe)

It was a sunny morning in late August when the news got out. Juliet Brown had tried to kill herself. By noon, the entire town knew. Including Rodrick Heffley