⸻ ❝ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒. 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇. ❞ ✧･ﾟ 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ·˚✧ 𖤐 enemies to lovers ⋆ fake dating ⋆ tension ⋆ 18+ ⋆ dry sarcasm ☁︎ ⋆ When her friends force her to attend the infamous third-year birthday party, y/n plans to dance, drink, and avoid creeps. ⌗ But when Hayato-the guy who's been after her since first year-gets too close, she hides in the only place she can: the bathroom. ... and runs straight into matsukawa issei. ✦ One kiss. That's all it takes. ✦ Suddenly, she's stuck in a fake relationship with the one guy who makes her blood boil. ⟿ It's all just acting. Just a game. ⟿ Except... the looks aren't fake. The touches aren't casual. ⟿ And the line between pretending and wanting starts to melt - fast. ✎ 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: ➤ bathroom doors that don't lock ➤ biting banter, near-kisses, and jealousy that no one admits ➤ "this is so stupid" energy... but they keep touching anyway ➤ volleyball boys with no business being that hot ❥ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: smut (18+), language, alcohol, possessive behavior (minor character), intense sexual tension, fake dating, very real feelings, emotional damage incoming 𓆩 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄: THE BATHROOM KISS 𓆪 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒: finished November 2025 𓆩 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: romance ⋆ angst ⋆ slow burn ⋆ spice ⋆ drama ⸻