Though she thought it might just be a normal work shift, Camille's life was soon to be flipped upside down when a certain band pay a visit to her pub on a gloomy evening. ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀɪᴠᴇ sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ғᴀʟʟs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʟʟᴜsɪᴠᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋsᴛᴀʀ, ʙᴏᴛʜ sᴏᴜʟs ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʟʏ ᴄᴏɴsᴜᴍᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ ʜɪᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴄᴋs ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀʀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ɪᴛs ʀᴏʟʟᴇʀᴄᴏᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ. *𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓, 𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐄, 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄, 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄*

When things in her life seem to be falling apart, Lola spontaneously escapes to a hotel where she meets Alex Turner. A weekend of adventure ensues. Includes smut.

Just some fluffy trash I wrote based on a prompt where Humbug Alex gets insecure when you say a guy in a movie is hot, and so he asks if you think he is too. This is terrible and I'm sorry but here you go.

Started: 12 April 2021 It is a story about young Arctic Monkeys and the new girl Aurelia. But not everyone is liking her presence. Or is that what he has made himself believe to not get hurt again. TW: There will be talking about rape, suicide, drugs and physical abuse so if you are triggered about any of these topics this is not the book for you.

| Alex Turner/Reader | An eccentric hotel owner and an inquisitive writer find solace in each other when they both seemed to be at the edge of rock bottom. 05/16/20 - #3 in ARCTIC MONKEYS 06/05/21 - #1 in ALEX TURNER X READER

You've been friends with Alex Turner and the other boys from Arctic Monkeys since you were 13. But never for a second did you think that Alex would release a song about you. From late night phone calls and almost constant texting and teasing, you've managed to stay close with him over the years. When a pact is established and a holiday is arranged, life seems to be treating you very well. But a month in LA will either make or break you. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Completed: 24/05/21

It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, as there's a complication waiting in the wings... ~*~*~*~*~*~ An Alex Turner Short Story ~*~*~*~*~*~

⟨ 𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘼 𝘾𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙄𝙁𝙄𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘿𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 ⟩ THIS STORY CONTAINS: mature content, it's signaled with (•) in the title.

The man raised his eyebrows, his smirk growing. -"Aw, I am sorry... How rude of me not to introduce myself first, right?" Then, the smile vanished. "Nice to meet you, darling, I'm The Devil." ------------------------- THIS STORY CONTAINS: -Mature content: signalled with these dots ( • • ) in the title. -Violence: signalled with these symbols ( × × ) in the title. ------------------------- Top Rankings: #1 in AlexTurner #1 in ArcticMonkeys

After meeting a guy at a bar, Violet is then introduced to his best-friends, they all welcome her with open arms, all except for one... **𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒: 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄, 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓, 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐅 𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓, 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒**