*HAS A BIT OF SHIPPING IN IT *mostly jokes enjoy whatever I make lol, I'll will stop making this when/if I don't like ONE anymore.

Group chat hfjone real TW: SHIPS!!

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Lets see uh so its about hfjone characters but they're children, this takes place in where bryce used to live in the original series, which is the suburbs. for now this story is just how they all met, liam (or the others) will meet one person per chapter (or more actually). also not every characters are here tho, such as charlie, atom, folder, and abstracty i guess, cause i still need to think on how do i make them work (except for charlie- cause he's not born yet here, but his mom would be present in story...maybe idk) Here are the ages for the main 5 Liam is 9 y.o Bryce is 10 y.o Amelia is 9 y.o Charlotte is 8 y.o Taylor is 5 y.o Ages for the other characters Stella is 15 y.o Owen is 9 y.o Parker is 10 y.o Stan/stone is ??? y.o Mike/circle wam is 7 y.o The ages might change tho Liam, bryce, amelia, and charlotte are on the 4th grade While taylor is still a preschool/kindergarten Im bad at writing lmao so it will have some grammar errors

A Crack Book About Walking Objects I Like Also, the characters in this story are going to be the same version as they are in my Groupchat Story.If you see someone acting out of character than they usually do, you know why.

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