miles works as a staff member at a mental hospital. his patient, alex, has become a bit too...attached <!> trigger warning <!> self harm and sexual content

As told by Alex Turner, HELP is a first person fan fiction that tells the story of Alex, his girlfriend Taylor and his man on the side. An arrangement that has always been secret, until his fans reveal the true colours of one of them.

[TRIGGER WARNING: Violence.] Miles loved Alex, but he expressed it in many wrong ways. Alex believed it was all his fault.

It's 2016: The Last Shadow Puppets have just released a new album called Everything You've Come To Expect, and it has climbed the charts. The leader of the band, Alex Turner, is going on a tournée with his best friend Miles Kane. Everything's great: they have a great friendship based on trust and funny jokes... and a little bit of physical contact, too. Miles's having a lot of fun 'till he sees a post on Instagram: it's a picture of him and Alex, and they seem really close. Is this the way everyone sees them? What if they're right? [The photo was taken during a concert: Alex and Miles were singing using the same microphone, and their faces were very close. Their noses were touching on. «How do you explain that?» the interviewer questioned, amused by their reactions. «Well, there was only one mic around here», Alex laughed. «We both know that's not true», she insisted. «Come on, we're just friends», Miles said, even more uncomfortable about that.]

Based off of TLSP tour in Cleveland and this picture specifically. MILEX one shot, all Smut Just read it babes

Based on a prompt I saw on tumblr~

Breakups have always been hard for Miles, but what about when his once in a lifetime boyfriend dumped him? Miles almost couldn't handle the pain, and definitely made some bad decisions trying to win his guy back. #8 in tlsp #1 milex

alex and miles were both secretly in love with each other. miles finds out when alex mistakenly leaves his journal with him. #1 in milex

Alex and Miles get drunk and wake up naked in the same bed. With a Sharpie.

Mostly Smutty, but I might throw in some soft ones, who knows.