Dank Lords Book Of Puns

Okay, now this is truly going to be Dank Hell so brace yourself and also if there is a * in the title it means I made that one up myself.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Please Speak Mikey

I love the 2012 series so I read some fanfictions and couldn't get this idea out of my head. Not best time to write it but with jobs and life in the way when is it ever?

If You Think I'm Gonna Come Up With A Title For This, You're Dead Wrong

After dying a painful death, you get transported to the TMNT 2012 universe. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. The answer is everything. I have just realized a year after the fact that I never specified that this is a Donnie X Reader here. It is, for the record. In case it was up for dispute, neither TMNT 2012...