this is really stupid and unfunny honestly dont read it happy fingers in his ass sunday

"Look.... You know my job is dangerous.... And... I may have hacked into a pretty dangerous place.... And they found out... And now they're after me.... I- I'm sorry..." He faltered slightly and then cursed. "They're here. Yooie... Listen to me. Are you listening?"

Jumin Han, born from a rich family, has never had commoner food... Until NOW. After talking to y/n in the chatroom, she invites him to a place known as Taco Bell. Will he like it?

How Jumin Han became Jerbert Hand

Here I will transcribe 50% Off's script for your entertainment! ~Area11Dennise*

**Now featured on Wattpad's Official Lord of the Rings Fanfic Reading List!** Lily Petrova is not like most Hobbits: she craves adventure instead of despising it. She shared a common interest with a certain Bilbo Baggins back when they were teenagers, but time changed Bilbo, and they grew apart. While his hunger for adventure disappeared with time, Lily's never faded. Lily's life changes one fateful night, but is it for the better or worse? Could this adventure she'd always dreamed of going on prove to be too much for her in the end, or will she stick it out?