"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Ellis in Wattpadland By Lori Ellis Wattpad author Lori Ellis is simply trying to get a bit of writing done on the weekend, when she gets sucked into Wattpad – literally! Finding herself chased from story to story, Lori learns firsthand what a dangerous world she and her fellow authors have created. From vampires to dragons, from Starbucks to alternate dimensions, from damsel in distress to butt-kicking cheerleader, Lori has to keep her wits about her if she’s ever going to get out of this! Ellis in Wattpadland is Lori Ellis’ tribute to Wattpad and the outrageous group of people who populate it with amazing stories. Whether she’s reliving a story, rewriting a story, or just doing a bit of shopping with a favorite author, Lori’s unique approach to any situation will leave you laughing! “I hope you recognize your favorite novels, characters, and authors in this very different sort of fan fiction! If not, please find the author’s links in the chapter dedications and read the original stories. I’m sure they will soon be your new favorites!” xox, Lori

-Mine.- I heard the sexiest growl ever. I turned around quite quickly and contemplated the most gorgeous and attractive being on Earth. "Mate!" my wolf howled in joy. She was begging me to go and beg for him to mark me. But I, though glad and cheerful about finding him, decided to make things more interesting. This wasn't going to be that easy for him. I smirked at him and ran. **This book contains a couple of mature chapters. Nothing too extreme but you know, formalities so there are no problems with Wattpad."

Marielle Heartifillia was banished from her pack by none other than her one, true mate. Love was a rarity in her life. Her parents were long gone, leaving her to fend for herself. Mari yearned for true love. Facing rejection from her entire world and hurt with a broken promise, she leaves her pack to an unknown world as a lone rogue. Determined to keep her heart unbreakable, what else has fate planned for her?

Hipbones. Thigh gaps. The things girls today are obsessed with. And will do anything to have. *Trigger Warnings: bulimia, anorexia. Please read with caution*

Seven has been in my life since I was little. He was my childhood crush and my best friend's brother. I never dated Seven, maybe, it was because I was nerdy and not the long legged girls he clung too. But you see, that was how Seven was in the past and when he re-enters my life several years later, I can't help but swoon over him once more ... Yet, there are a few problems, like how I'm dating his brother ... oh and not to mention Seven is engaged... .. Just my luck... To make it worse, I keep making costly mistakes with Seven. Some of which, I can never take back... ~~Mistakes One: Getting a makeover so I can look like the kinds of girls he likes. ~~Mistake Two: Trying to get him to like me. ~~Mistake Three: Going to his house in the middle of the night, crying. ~~Mistake Four: Kissing him. ~~Mistake Five: Taking him by the hand and leading him to his room. ~~Mistake Six: Taking off our cloths. ~~Mistake Seven: Having sex with him. And you see, it is really far too late to turn around. That much I knew when I stared down at a printed sheet that read positive...

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Why, hello, my loyal enemy, surprised you ended up in the school newspaper? Sorry, I just couldn't let your rule breaking ways not be written down for the whole school to see. We all know that you're not afraid of breaking the rules, to get what you want. Don't let your ego run rampant (Oh, wait too late). Actions have consequences, you egomaniac, if you think this is bad watch out, I've only just begun. Because this is my payback for you doing the unthinkable ... - Brie

“Love’s like a bullet. It’s fast. It’s furious. Sometimes you can’t see it coming. You can run from it. But you can’t dodge it. Unless someone stands in your way…” Growing up, Callie Tollson had always admired her older brother, Clay, for being exactly who he wanted to be…despite the consequences he faced doing so. With their roles reversed, Callie had always been the one to stand up for Clay when he was in harm’s way. She always thought this was enough. She thought she was able to protect him. That is until he turned the tables and unleashed harm back on those who had done it to him. She couldn’t understand why, being the one who stood up for him the most, she was the one he picked as the receiver for the final bullet in his gun. Now she’s the most feared girl in school with a haunting family tie to keep her stuck in the halls of Riverton High. As she tries to survive the rest of her junior year as the sister of the boy who brought a gun to school, she soon realizes she owes nothing to the boy who turned on her and everything to the boy who saved her life.