One day, a very hungry pumpkin comes into Your diner and makes you an offer you can't refuse.

Bijuu Mike was about to upload a new episode of "How to Catch a Cheater" When all of a sudden he heard a loud sound, "Whats that" he asked. Clarence his stuffed doll turned human with human features and human clothes and a human voice. Bijuu Mike blushed at the sight of Clarence's Cute face, Do you think Yandere Mike could hit it off.

I don't regret making this. Anyways, this is exactly what the titles say. Remember, this is a work of FANFICTION, it is not real and none of the events in this story aren't real, either. If Jay or Mike say they are uncomfortable with me having this book up then I will swiftly take it down. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Highest Story Rankings! #3 for bijuumike #5 for kubzscouts

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This fanfic is satire which is why it's written poorly One day, randy marsh decides to upgrade his weed business by finding more types of weed to sell. He goes to the truffula forest and he meets the onceler, a tall, handsome young man. They start off as rivals, then as they spend more time together, their love grows...as well as their business. #22 - satire (19 may 2023)