Hi again! Same person, last account was deleted. Anyway, this book is completely sfw (aka nonsexual!) and I hope you enjoy! Some are just short drabbles than oneshots. I just write to be honest. I hope you enjoy! Currently Revising! [3/21/24]

It's in the title

"ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ..." DISGUISED TOAST X OC social media ─ real life.

"stop being dumb." "can't help it, all the time spent with you made me."

Disguised toast is confronted by his friends trying to set him up, convinced that he's lonely He talks himself into them meeting his girlfriend, who doesn't exist Now he has two days to find a girl and has a hard time....until he spots you A cutie with a big heart, big brain and great sense of humor. She fits in really well and makes a fine girlfriend But, he has to remind himself that it's just pretend.

Dream and sapnap go to vidcon but Dream and techno randomly go missing. Sapnap later finds them both in the bathroom, after vidcon was over techno ask Dream if he wants to come over for a little. Dream reluctantly goes with Techno. Later sapnap called Dream who sounds like he was in pain or something. Now why were Dream and techno in the bathroom together and why did Dream sound like he was in pain? Note: yes this is a smut fanfick. any hate I will delete bc I do not fill like dealing with it.

[COMPLETED] Dream and Technoblade, the strongest hunters in the village, also the strongest rivals, set foot on different paths with their friends to hunt for a dangerous monster. As the storyline unfolds, will Dream and Techno become friends, or maybe something more...? Cover art credits to @/etceteraArt on Twitter! Thank you for all the support! :D (Warning: Some dirty jokes/references!)

Dreamnoblade fanfiction, bounty hunters AU - George and Dream are ready to eliminate their next target. What seems like an easy job turns into a problem after man under the name of Technoblade kicks their asses, leaving them in dust and confusion. Dream is not used to losing, he was the best hunter after all, and his ego and pride is hurt. Techno is mystery to him and he can't stop thinking about him. Is it just because he wants a revenge, or is it something more..? - Characters here are just personas, not real people! I don't ship real people you shouldn't too! ❤

King F/N is holding an event of piece. With two nether kingdoms, the land of the crows and four of the kingdoms over world. He wants piece with all kingdoms and of course try force me me into a engagement. It was always my fathers aim to force me into misery. What a life... The cover is by @paancanXD on twitter I believe. Also I really hope this gets more views then my other techno books cuz it's actually so much better lol. Also the others are mega cringe but it probably won't

After running away from L'Manberg, Y/N passes out in the snow, presumable to bleed out and die. Luckily, a handsome Piglin hybrid saves her and allows her to live with him... until she get better, or so he says. Soon she finds out Dream is on the lookout for her, and convinces Techno to let her stay a little longer. Between sparring matches and witty banter, Y/N might just find herself falling for this dark humored anarchist. A Technoblade x Reader fanfic :) (this is about the character technoblade, not the actual person) (Also the art in this is not mine, and i dont know who the original creator is, if you know them, let me know) (Tw: blood, gore, violence, sexual assault) (contains spoilers from the DreamSMP storyline) !!THIS STORY IS UNFINISHED!! Unfortunately I will not be finishing it, but I'd still be happy if you gave it a read, because I had a lot of fun writing it, and hopefully you'll have a lot of fun reading it! Rest in Peace, Technoblade