At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

~𝑇𝑢 𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑒́𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑒𝑡, 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑔𝑟𝑒́ 𝑙𝑒𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑒́, 𝑗𝑒 𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑢𝑥 𝑝𝑙𝑢𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑟.~ 𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒖. Tᴜ ᴇs T/ᴘ, ᴜɴᴇ ᴊᴇᴜɴᴇ ғɪʟʟᴇ ᴅᴇ 10 ᴀɴs ᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴍɪ, ᴠɪᴠᴀɴᴛ ᴀ̀ ʟ'ᴏʀᴘʜᴇʟɪɴᴀᴛ ᴅᴇ Gʀᴀᴄᴇғɪᴇʟᴅ. Mᴀʟʜᴇᴜʀᴇᴜsᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴛᴜ ᴅᴇ́ᴄᴏᴜᴠʀɪs ʟᴀ ᴠᴇ́ʀɪᴛɪᴇ́ sᴜʀ ᴄᴇ ʟɪᴇᴜ ᴇᴛ ᴛᴏɪ ᴇᴛ ᴛᴇs ᴀᴍɪs ᴅᴇᴠᴇᴢ ᴠᴏᴜs ᴇɴғᴜɪʀ. Cᴇ ǫᴜɪ ɴᴇ sᴇʀᴀ ᴘᴀs ᴄʜᴏsᴇ ғᴀᴄɪʟᴇ... Mᴀɪs ᴜɴ sᴏɪʀ, ᴛᴜ ᴘʀɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴛᴇ ǫᴜᴇ ᴛᴜ ᴇ́ᴛᴀɪs ᴘʀɪsᴇ ᴅᴇ sᴇɴᴛɪᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴘᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ɢᴀʀᴄ̧ᴏɴ, Rᴀʏ. ☞︎︎︎ 𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎́𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚌'𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚗 𝚁𝚊𝚢 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛- ☞︎︎︎ 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚍𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚕 𝚟𝚞 𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚓𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚊 ☞︎︎︎ 𝚒𝚕 𝚖'𝚢 𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚊 𝚊𝚞𝚌𝚞𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚗'𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚎 10/11 𝚊𝚗𝚜. ⚠︎L͜͡e͜͡s͜͡ p͜͡e͜͡r͜͡s͜͡o͜͡n͜͡n͜͡a͜͡g͜͡e͜͡s͜͡ n͜͡e͜͡ m͜͡'a͜͡p͜͡p͜͡a͜͡r͜͡t͜͡i͜͡e͜͡n͜͡n͜͡e͜͡n͜͡t͜͡ p͜͡a͜͡s͜͡, s͜͡a͜͡u͜͡f͜͡ l͜͡a͜͡ T͜͡/p͜͡ d͜͡e͜͡ c͜͡e͜͡t͜͡t͜͡e͜͡ f͜͡f͜͡⚠︎ 🥇thepromisedneverland le 29/06/2022 🥇évasion le 31/07/2022