Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

From the moment Alyssa Decrue wakes up to a bunch of strangers staring at her like she's a piece of gum on the bottom of their shoe, she knows she's dead, and she knows why. What she doesn't know is how the afterlife works, why everything exists, what a Shade is, and why she's still even partly conscious. You'll understand later.

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?" Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny moves to a small town to find the comfort of her mother. Everything is not what it seems and soon, Danny finds herself in the middle of a world she didn't even knew existed outside of fiction novels and movies. Not only does the town seem bizarre, but her senses heighten, her temper is out of control, and her hunger amplify. Throw in an arrogant, selfish, sexy, possessive player who didn't even want her in the first place, her life just seamlessly attract madness. Especially with those creepy threats coming from a "Silver Bullet", she can't keep still.

Now a series by Mediacorp. Watch the episodes anywhere in world on meWATCH's Youtube channel. Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

What happens when two people, who are afraid of falling in love, start falling for each other? Sounds cliché? Maybe, maybe not. But one thing’s for sure, the path to a happy relationship isn’t going to be a walk in the park for them. Misunderstandings, insecurities, meddlesome friends, the ex-files…. You name the problem and they have it. But the biggest problem for both of them will be coming in terms with each other’s feelings and most importantly their own. Let’s wish them good luck!!