Bring bleach

Why tf do people this read this Find a another book... You're reading it aren't you..?

Tord has lived in the army base for a couple of years before he wanted to move back to his friends house. But there was a catch Tord never thought about. Tom was still there. Tom and Tord always hated each other and never believed they could ever get along But maybe, They were wrong? NOTE: I do NOT ship the real people. Please don't ship the real Eddsworld crew. (The eddisode "the end" never happened in this story!) Also, I don't like to swear a lot so there's censored swearing in this Edit2: this book is VERY old and very outdated. I'm not saying you can't read this, but keep in mind that it's not that good and the art and writing in this is very old and high key bad. Completed: May 2, 2019

/Biblical Au/ Angel Tord x Demon Tom/ Tord is Seraph sent from the Heavens to protect the sanctity of marriage between Mary and Joseph so that they could conceive the child of God. Tom is the vessel of Asmodeus and is sent to Earth to stop the child of God from ever being born. Warning: Biblical themes Smut Body mutilation Harsh Language References to Dante's inferno and Saints Disclaimer: Please don't take everything here seriously, this is satirical! If you don't what that means you're probably too young for this. Proceed with a grain of salt. Biblical au² belongs to me, if you want to find out more go visit the tumblr blog @paulinedr00mie

This fanfiction takes place of The End in future. Thomas works for Red Leader. And mishap happens by Thomas screwing up. HA Classic Stupid Tom. Enjoy :D

THE BEST SMUTFIC, FANFIC, AND STORY YOULL EVER READ!!!!! So tord AU where Tord never moved out, but him and Tom hate each other and shit anyway yay Edd and Matt are gone (how original) and handcuffed the two nerds together so they'd have to get along. Yay.

Tom and Tord are finally back together and are back to being happy lovers. But Tord is visited by his most trustworthy soldiers and now, he has to get Tom out of the open and possibly even out of the country. Away from his job. Away from his home. Away from his friends. Tom must leave everything behind for his and Tord's safety. But with this, he'll have to face the gruesome truth of the Red Leader and his army.

WARNING **Self-harm, Violence, Depression, Harsh language, etc.** After that catastrophe, the gang's left in ruins. Except, one of them feels far worse. Tom is unable to forgive himself and can't stop thinking of that terrible day. And so, Edd and Matt try their best to help out their best friend. Who would have ever guessed that it'd be their greatest enemy that would save the broken Tom.

Warning: contains vulgar language, kidnapping, drugging and smut scenes. When Tord eventually goes crazy for Tom's love and brings back a plan from years ago. This story is an emotional rollercoaster so please do enjoy. sincerely, The creators. !!VERY DESCRIPTIVE SMUT ON: THE UNPREDICTABLE 2!! (CHAPTER 7) Authors note: I know this isn't what everyone wanted but it was fun for my friend and I to work on. We are still working on images for the chapters so please do be patient! All art is done by my lovely friend; L<3 (not the anime character lmao)

After "The End" incident, Tord thought he lost it all,his friends, his belongings,Hell even his love life with Tom. So he decided to start anew. In a few years time, Tord makes an invention that will help him with his longing wish to start over. An Au I thought out the top of my head, where Tord makes the goggles for Tom to make him forget about Tord. Characters don't belong to me,they belong to the Eddworld and their respective owners/creators. I do not ship the real men these characters are based off of.