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Priceless (Alastor X Reader) by EyeMTired
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"You must be her." The gentleman in the center said. His already present smile widening into a toothy grin as he tipped his hat to you. "Enchantée." You recognized his voice as the man who had been doing most of the talking. "Who are you?" You choked out. "You may call me Alastor." He answered simply. "You're going to be coming with us, alright?" "I'm not going anywhere." You said with a sharp tongue and narrowed eyes. "I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter." The man sighed. Leather gloved hands brushed back a strand of his hair out of the way of his eyes. Looking over to the taller, more silent fellows of the trio before you he lowered his tone. "Get her in the car. Make sure no one outside is around to see." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is not your typical Alastor fic, in the sense that in this story he's also a mob boss and not just a radio host. If you're familiar with my work this shouldn't come as too much of a shock but this is probably going to be a very dark tale, that will touch up on some serious life issues and matters that may or may not be suitable/appropriate for all settings and audiences. 18+, graphic depictions such as violence, crude language, substance use/abuse, sexual themes and content, and triggering scenarios ensue: proceed with caution. I own absolutely zero hazbin characters and I certainly don't own you the reader. (Who I write as fem, apologies in advance.)
Helluva man (Alastor x Reader) by Stupidity03
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you've gone to hell, but the life you lived before has lead you to taking on a deer like appearance. You are often mistaken for the Almighty Radio Demon and live your life in fear. (enemy's to lovers??) Pic on cover does not belong to me Characters belong to Vivsiepop Character design for (Y/N) belongs to me
A Deal Worth A Lifetime [ Alastor x Reader ] by LiquifiedNitro
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"My darling Y/n, the one I love, your smile, your laugh, and all the above." Unsheathing his knife after dropping the body onto the floor, watching the man's head hit the floor with a classic thud. "The day we met was the day I knew, that I wanted to be with you." Gripping the handle before bringing the blade down, its sharp edge cutting through the suit and piercing the skin. "Anything you wish, anything you want, just say the words and for you, I'll give the world." // Flashbacks every three chapters!!! // Sequel is out now!!! // ~ Nitro ~
Cruelty In Love (Alastor X Reader) by keewhite12
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(Completed) Dragged down to hell by certain causalities, you run Into a demon unlike any other. Alastor loves to pop up around you, know what you are doing, and constantly tell you what to do. What is his problem? He seems awfully interested in you, and what "you hide." What will happen? Will this start love or war?
Alastor x Reader Imagines❤ ✓ by ValerieWinks777
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Alastor x reader imagines!!!! requests are welcomed always! Have fun either reading an imagine, seeing random photos I've found of Alastor, or watching funny videos I've pasted on my story🥰
Scars Of The Wicked (Alastor X Reader) by EyeMTired
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Landing a rather unexpected stroke of luck by finding you, The Princess of Hell requests your aid for providing entertainment for her new passion project. However tension and intrigue arise when you and a certain member of the hotel staff can't seem to stay out of each other's way. (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) **WARNING, depictions of violence and gore, crude language, drug and alcohol use, themes that may be triggering and sexual content that may not be suitable for all audiences.** I do not own any characters of hazbin hotel, and of course I don't own you the reader. ***Disclaimer: the demonic appearance/type has a specific description however please feel free to imagine something different or more to your liking.
All is Fair in Love and War (Alastor x Reader) by EyeMTired
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A vengeful soul on Earth is damned for eternity in Hell and there resumes her sadistic fun, becoming well known and recruited as an overlord. But ghosts of her past seem to catch up to her as she visits the Happy Hotel for work. What's in store for our dear reader and what will become of her and her new deer acquaintance? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) **Warning, depictions of violence and gore, crude language, drug and alcohol use, themes that may be triggering and sexual content that otherwise might not be suitable for all audiences. (18+!!!!!!! Cannot stress that enough.) Several chapters with juicy adult content, if you don't like smut maybe don't read this, but if you insist there will be warnings at the top of each raunchy chapter. You have been warned.** I do not own the characters nor do I own hazbin hotel, and I certainly don't own you the reader. (I do have brief say over appearance and overlord alias, but I'll try not to mention it a hundred times okie thxx) Rankings: #1 in AlastorXReader and #2 in Radiodemon several times
𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒆 || (𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) by Mari2point0
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You didn't have a good family, a good life. But then one day you ran into someone, a man dressed in red. Uhhh so this is my first book and the writing is terrible so uh be aware I DONT RECOMMEND READING THIS AT ALL 😥 it sucks ass {Will be edited at..some point ٩( ╹▿╹ )۶} ~~~ There might be nsfw/lemon in this i do not own any characters in this story that are from Hazbin hotel! all other characters belong to me, credit for Hazbin characters goes to vivziepop!! ^^ (Btw , cover image and story images are not mine unless i say they are) WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE READING THIS 😨
Haunted (Alastor X Reader) by EyeMTired
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A new home and a fresh start, just what you needed to get yourself out of a funk and have a fresh attitude on life. Sure it came at the mercy of unfortunate circumstances, but as the saying goes: when one door closes, another one opens. But what happens when that door leads to inadvertently inviting a demon into your life? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) (Warning: vulgar language, depictions of violence, drug and alcohol use, violence and gore. Adult topics and dark themes that may not be suitable for all audiences (18+!!!!!!!!) you have been warned. Any chapters with smut will have a warning at the top.) Ranked #1 in Alastor, HazbinHotel and RadioDemon several times
Hazbin Hotel x Reader by missmonstar
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A collection of extremely unorganised short stories featuring characters from Hazbin Hotel and yourself with plenty of romance.