"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

(While you read through, there may be changes in the way I set out my work etc.) Welcome to my Wattpad Rants! These chapters will include the things I find annoying about Wattpad, but may have other things in too. You can have your own rant in here by sending it on PM and I'll add it for you! :) There may be swearing. If you don't like that, get offended or disagree with something I say then either don't comment or exit out of the book. Thank You for reading! ❤

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.