Taking place in the polluted ground world beneath the "perfect" sphere, this story follows a spontaneous guy who attempts a livable life using terrible puns/dad jokes, edibles, music, and a very manipulative angel. Despite his overwhelming presence and potential he aims to live a lackluster life as to turn the page on past events, which spectacularly fails due to his connections to several cleaners that tarnish his "grand plans." Not only do his plans fail, they crumble to dust once a certain red-eyed sphereite crashes into the trashy grounds. Welcome to the fictional autobiography of Melrah Corvus :) . . . ‼️ New Author ‼️ - Very first fanfic/story, so don't be surprised by major editing and/or grammar mistakes. -Don't be scared to comment any mistakes I make, I love the feedback and want to make this a good reading experience for you. -I don't know about my upload schedule yet but I'm going to try 3 chapters every week or bi-weekly. Enjoy:)