You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

Hisoka can be a little bit... creepy. At least that's everyone's impression of him. But what happens when they find out that Hisoka's got a family waiting for him? Just who is this crazy woman who married Hisoka? And will she put up with his antics for much longer? Changed and edited from xReader to xOC

❝ 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐬𝐨, 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟, 𝐩𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨 ❞ ➛ 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗅 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆. 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ➛ 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁, 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗎𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾. 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 【𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨】 【𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘩】 【𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺/𝘯】