cock joke [ cover art by R1ck5R on twt ] [ tankmen © jeff bandelin (johnnyutah) ]

Uh oh! Tristan has a very bad day!!

oh no

there is only one chapter so have fun reading this

Resurrect and rise, my dear book. Dave and bambi mods allowed!! I do shitloads, just look inside! Don't mind the shitty A/Ns and random ass chapters I make xoxo Requests are open currently!! Cleo I'm looking at you. Click the book.

WARNING ⚠️ This book contains the following: Rape, suicidal thoughts, graphic content, etc. If that is not to your liking, I suggest you don't read this. Any kind of hate is not accepted in this book. I will delete any hate comments. Book is discontinued as of 2024

MR BEAASSTTT /j anyways have fun reading my sad stories ig

DAVE GETS SOME 💥BAMBUSSY💥 (it is real, you guys!) 🥴🤭🤭🥴🤭🥴🥴🥺🥺🥱🥰 I am mentally ill... 🌈🥰🥴🥴😒🌈😒🥴🥰🥴🥰😳🔥🔥 My first fanfic about Dave and Bambi, and it's a SHIPPING FICTION!? No way. [The reason why I'm writing this is because I lost a fucking bet, and now I'm here, writing smut of them, no way!!] So, nothing in this fanfic should be taken seriously. 🥰 (there still will be some serious stuff in here... mimi...) 🐾🛸💥 And if YOU came here to give critism on the ship? You can simply go fuck yourself. Put that through your peanut sized brain that people can have different thoughts about a ship, and that it doesn't give you a right to act like an immature prick and harass someone. Grow up!