(this is a joke and I'm not actually shipping them lol. ALSO DON'T SEND ME HATE BECAUSE OF THIS I'M SORRY ⌓̈⃝ )my cousin the came up with this ship at a party me and her were hanging out at lmao. (tw : swearing)

Tearjerker, sad, intimate, intense, hot, nerdy bf

Mickey mouse is gay (covers made by my dear friend vinn)

(This is a crack btw if you couldn't tell) ‼️ also Warning there is some swearing ‼️ I have no idea who Paul Dano is but one of my mutuals wanted Paul McCartney x Paul Dano fanfiction and who am I not give the people what they want (All of Paul Dano's dialogue is just randomly quotes I found funny 😭 I wish my parents aborted me lol 😍 (seriously but also joking)

Whatever we don't have enough so I'm giving you more!!! 👅 i reply to majority of my commenters and i feel more inspired when someone requests me to write!! tysm for ur support guys, it helps me thrive and inspires me to write <3 cover art creds: me! :D

"You're a liar!" "No, that's not true. I've always honest with you." Ken deadpanned a look of complete and utter disbelief. "No, really. I totally meant it when I said I hated you."

Late night, you really want a Big Mac, you go to McDonalds and end up meeting the man himself, Ronald McDonald. After Ronald and you exchange texts and go on a date, a relationship begins to form. With every relationship there is troubles, and jealousy in Ronald's case. Will everything be okay in the end?

What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise