Crowley enjoys Aziraphale's couch. Complete. Crowley x Aziraphale. Explicit mature content at the end. If that's all you're here for, skip to chapters 5 and 6. If that's not what you're here for, feel free to skip it when you get to it in 5, and read the conclusion of 6. 7 is a bonus chap that can be read essentially as a mature oneshot. Enjoy! All character rights to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

⚠️warning strong language, blood, gore, suicide, self harm and angst ⚠️ This is my first ever one shot book and I've done it because the new season of good omens is out so yay! And also because I have so many random ideas that I need to put somewhere so here we go which means quite a few off these are just set in the GO universe not always centred around Azi and Crowley. Also these are in a random order. So any way hope you enjoy byee xx 0-A/N ✅ 1-Female anti-Christ Au✅ 2-Take 2✅ 3- Rain/storm ✅ 4-Dives✅ 5-Senses✅ 6-Battle/fight/argument ✅ 7-Snek kisses✅ 8-Just one minute with you is forever(pt2 to snek kisses) ✅ 9- Hair dye✅ 10-Someone I used to know✅ 11-Is it warm?(pt 3 to snek kisses)✅ 12-Cold snek pt.1✅ 13-Cold snek pt.2✅ 14-Ferris wheel pt.1✅ 15-Ferris wheel ending 1✅ 16-Eyes✅ N/A-Season 3 confirmed!!✅ 17-Rant✅ 18-A what!?✅ 19-Dinner date✅ 20-Happy valentines!✅ 21-Just an absolute shit post✅ 22-Voicemails from an angel✅ 23-Remember?(pt 1)✅ 24-50 years ago...(pt2 to remember)✅ 25-In the garden✅ 26-Heartbroken✅ ⚠️Warning strong language, blood, gore, suicide, self harm and angst ⚠️

(UPDATE COMING SOON) (Go check out my new good omens angst book as well) Yes my writer's block is finally over after two years of on-and-off writing and I've started watching the show Good Omens, Now it's time for me to take my place in the smut genre once more. This will be both short and long stories, my smut will have some plot so we know what's going on. (All the pictures I use in this book were found on Pinterest including the cover) Good Omens one-shots, yes I will take requests as this goes on, and if you want a part two to a story leave a comment or dm me!! Thank you all for reading!!!

Aziraphale starts lusting after Crowley

After everything that happened in Tadfield the world has changed. And after everything that happened after that Heaven and hell, both want nothing to do with the ineffable duo. Nevertheless Crowley is always up to no good. But what happens when Aziraphale is also included in something one can only call a bad idea? Characters, Good omens, and what happened in Good Omens, obviusly aren't mine. Proceed knowing the original owners are Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. What happens in this story is mine, so feel free to comment!

Now that Aziraphale is in heaven and Crowley is all alone on earth what will become of them? How are heaven and hell going to react to the changes in power? These are some questions that I've made my own answers to until season 3 comes out. Disclaimer: there are scenes involving suicidal thought/actions, gore and blood, and sexual content.

An Angel - Aziraphale and a Demon - Crowley after Armageddon realized they are in love with each other. But no one confessed because when Crowley was about to tell to angel his feelings Beelzebub caught him on the way to the Aziraphale's bookshop and started the interrogation about how he dares date the Innocent Angel himself. Angel started to worry about the demon and ... What will he do? Read to find out! ( Completed! ) This is my first story ever, so please don't judge me strictly... Terribly sorry for working as slow as a snail... Kind of busy with exams and things Thank you for being patient! And Thank You for reading my story. I'd like to hear some feedback if you'd like to criticize my work!

**ALT ENDING TO SEASON TWO** After Aziraphale leaves with the Metatron, he realizes he's just made the gravest mistake of his existence. He always believed he was on the side of righteousness and that Crowley was just something he had to "fix" as his duty to Heaven. The thought just hit him. Was Crowley right? Was there no side either of them could claim themselves to? • Crowley, while at an incredible loss without his angel, couldn't go back on his word. He realized that maybe he should've heard Aziraphale out, given it the ole' demon try. After all, he had been an angel before, maybe there was some of that still left in him, but turning down a chance to be reinstated into heaven was unprecedented and, he assumed, even more damning than his fall. • As they each attempt to make their way back to each other, Crowley and Aziraphale must learn to stop seeing the world as just "good" and "evil." Could their love for each other be enough? + I DO NOT CLAIM OWNER SHIP OVER GOOD OMENS, ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, OR ANYTHING IN ASSOCIATION WITH AMAZON PRIME. THIS IS FOR FUN AND NOT CANNON. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS AND CREATORS OF THE ORIGINAL WORK.

professor!aziraphale and professor!crowley teach at the same college. dr. crowley talks about his husband, dr. fell, during his lectures. his students are dying to find out who he is. dr. fell, however speaks nothing of his private life. his office has no pictures, nothing. his students think hes lonely and has no social life.

Sorry, right number! Welcome to series of oneshots from Good Omens. And by that I ofcourse mean just oneshots of our ineffable husbands; Aziraphale and Crowley. This book will include all kinds of oneshots, angst, fluff, AUs, etc. There will always be music that goes with the chapter, so be sure to listen to that while reading. Enjoy! ... Warnings; this book is rated as Mature simply because of some cursing and drinking in a few of the stories. Anyway, enjoy! :)