"It's a privilege Aziraphale, not something you're just given. Unfortunately for you, you're the only angel who doesn't get to fly." ~Gabriel Centuries, Aziraphale had dealt with the abuse for centuries. The way that all the other angels treated him were horrendous. They treated him like a joke. It was funny to them to try to snatch one of Aziraphale's feathers every time he walked past. It was funny to them to make the occasional joke about his weight. It was funny to them to tease about his little habits. He just didn't fit in with the rest. They never accepted him, and he just had to accept that. Crowley didn't know the full extent of the way Aziraphale was treated. He didn't know that Aziraphale's wings were in a terrible condition. Not until he found Aziraphale bleeding on the floor after he tried to clean his own wings. Crowley listened to Aziraphale talk about the way he was abused. It was at that moment Crowley realized he needed to take better care of his angel. He was ashamed of loving Aziraphale, but now he'd let nothing hold him back. Nothing would hold him back from protecting the angel either. He swore he'd do all in his power to make the angel feel good about himself. He just wanted to make Aziraphale love himself. Crowley didn't want to see Aziraphale suffer.

Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if only a few days ago he had thought Aziraphale was dead. Our side. It would be nice, really nice, if there was an *our side.* To be honest with himself, there was nothing in all the universe he wanted more. "I'll pick you up at eight," he repeated to the closed door, and headed back to the flat to take it out on the plants.

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Crowley is at home when he has a nightmare about how he abandoned his fellow angels- when he fell... suddenly, he turns back to the angel he once was, will he accept it? Slowish updates

Idk this was just a random idea I was gunna do a one shot but I have too much to write lol see yeah lemme know what u think, if u like it I'll continue- based on various tumblr posts and head cannons and fan art and stuff🤣😊🤗Btw it's like basically they go to hogwarts

I'm aware this won't get many (if any) reads but I have really wanted a lucifer and good omens cross over but not happening so I might as well write one! XD

Just some ( mostly jaskier X geralt) oneshots! I recently got into the Witcher lol. enjoy~

Plz give me suggestions for what one shots I want! Slowish updates

I LOVE THESE AND I QUITLY SCREAMED AT ALL OF THEM credit given most from insta and if a post on insta is in parts then I will post all together ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😇 😈