Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?

We all know the story of the girl who fell in love with her best friend, the girl who fell in love with her brothers’ best friend, the girl-next-door who fell for the boy-next-door, the lonely nerd who caught the interest of the popular guy, the maid who fell for her master, the suicide chick who got saved by the jerk, and the new girl in town who is starting over again and gets involved with the school’s gorgeous guy. The list continues to go on. It’s a list of clichés. What I’m doing here is gathering all these clichés and turning them into one story. This is Charlie’s story. He’s got the looks, the style, the swagger, the confidence, and the money. What will happen when he gets himself involved with so many girls. Does he care for them all or is he just playing them? Read along to find out how he deals with all these chicks. Who will be the lucky one to win his heart?

Ruby has never been normal. She has been unwilllingly been adopted by a creeper of a scientist. the Scientis is now injured and in the hospital... the fbi have found out about her and they want to use her in the government for war advantages and advanteges in tecnology. hopefully ruby can get away in time...

Jean Grayson is a 1800's teenager, who has lost her parents. In her dad's funeral she meets James Mallory, the most wanted single from New York. He is a player and spends his time breaking hearts. She will feel an unusual atracttion for him, which will take a lot of time to pass in love with him, until they meet again.