Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Autumn Lewis was the school's tattooed beauty and troublemaker. She could cause a lot of damage to a person's reputation once you screw her over. With her bestfriends; Jett Morris and Scarlet Jenson in tow, they were a walking hell with tattoos. The things they caused; rumors, fights, and even robbery, landed some of their classmates, teachers, and neighbors in jail. What other type of drama will they create? A lot before the school year is over.

Johnny Valentine is a lonely boy who dreams of becoming a hero, just like the masked avengers in his comic books. His feisty grandmother Stella is a retired supermarket clerk and cancer survivor. Running out of time, money and options, the old lady is driven by a fierce sense of justice. Together the boy and his grandma devise a Robin-Hood style scheme to rob a ruthless retail conglomerate, stealing cash and medicine for the sick and needy. As their crime spree continues, the citizens of their town wonder how to judge the crazy young boy and his fugitive grandma. Are Johnny and Stella Valentine a menace to society? Or are they the only ones trying to save it? - Wattpad Top 10 Mystery/Thriller category - 2013 INDIEFAB Book of the Year Finalist (Action and Adventure Category)

This is an action packed thriller and mystery all in one. This book book tells a story of a woman being framed for the murder of her boyfriend, who is in fact a cop. She didn't do it, she knows she didn't because she hadn't seen him in days. She remembers speaking to him though, but their conversation didn't even last 30 seconds. Who did it? Whose framing her for committing a crime she didn't do? Secrets are revealed that even she didn't even see coming. Its a shame when you think you know somebody and you really don't. Maybe she did do it. Maybe she hired someone else to do it. Maybe her boyfriend faked his own death. Do You BELIEVE In Ghosts? KEEP reading to find out who the TRUE murderer is ..

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her virginity. After that night, Damen constantly begins accepting her while they're alone and then rejecting her in front of his peers. Stasee's frustration and confusion continues to grow, as do her feeling toward the man who continues to break her heart. He claims that he cares for her, but will his need for his peer's acceptance prevent him from ever treating Stasee the way he should? And if he finally realizes the stupidity of popularity over love, will Stasee still be waiting for him?