{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞

Six teens are devoted to a game with one rule: If a player gets tagged, they must change their life within the next fifteen minutes. The better the player, the bigger the change. One might give their car away, or punch the school bully. Another might change identities or sacrifice their virginity. Anything to keep evolving, to avoid fitting into a label or caring about the junk they own. But their quest for enlightenment has taken a rotten final turn - one of the players has murdered the game's creator, the teen prophet (cult leader?) David Bloom. Our narrator is being framed for the crime; can he clear his name and discover which of his lifelong friends is the murderer before he takes the fall? [sic] is a gritty teen murder mystery that delves into the psychology of enlightenment among the criminally dysfunctional.

*Previously, On Tour With One Direction* What would YOU do if you won a competition to go on Tour with One Direction? what would YOU do if Harry Styles fell hopelessly in love with you?...

*Previously, 'On Tour With One Direction' it's been a year since she left the boys, and touched down in Australia... things have changed. not expecting to see the boys ever again, Jaycee is depressed. but, can one unsuspecting phone call, change her life forever?

[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any unanswered questions (which is hopefully fair, given that book 1 is free, ya know?] An awkward family homecoming at Christmas. A humiliating public weigh-in, with two judging parents as the audience. The announcement of a deadline for arranged marriage doom. And that's just the first two chapters. In "Year of the Chick," Romi Narindra must find love before her parents find her a husband. Easy to say, less easy to live through, as this book takes you deep inside "awkward Indian living in the West." To escape her fate, Romi wades through the waters of secret-dating, where self-consciousness is at an all-time high, and experience at an all-time low. It's the sort of thing that would turn almost anyone into a man-crazy freak with romance tunnel-vision, and that's exactly what ends up happening. All the while, a lack of inspiration in her corporate job leads Romi to her love of writing, in what quickly becomes a man-quest play-by-play. From whiskey-breath scum bags to uni-brow creeps and everything in between, Romi and her wingmen come up empty time after time. And that's when she meets a fellow writer. On the Internet. So will it be arranged marriage doom, or an Internet affair that's not as creepy as "To Catch a Predator"? Time will tell in the "year of the chick," a twelve-month quest to find love. Tick-tock. --------------------------------------------- "Year of the Chick" is book one of a series, and book two is available at Amazon! LENGTH: 75,000 words or 285 pages DISCLAIMER: this book contains profanities, blunt accounts of the dating scene, and many awkward family moments. Enjoy!

Amber needs a summer job but knows nothing except how to land a guy. Riley needs a boyfriend but doesn't know how to get one. When Amber takes one of Riley's many jokes a little too seriously, Riley is thrown into 3 different relationships at once, not to mention her confused feelings about a certain boy she already knew...

Lilie is just an ordinary girl, whose sister out shines her at everything. She has no talents, or dreams. When she turns into a hero for saving her best friend, she wakes up to a shocker in her hospital room.. 2/5 members of One Direction! What will happen when she gets closer to them, maybe love, hate, betrayal, and carrots will interfere?! Well, maybe not carrots.. Read to find out!

Arianna Arlington and Harry Styles had been going to grade school together since kindergarten. Arianna was always gorgeous and popular, and Harry secretly always liked her, but was never brave enough to tell her. When Arianna is cast in a movie because of her beautiful face and talent, she is immediately shot into fame, leaving poor Harry behind in Cheshire. But Harry can't forget her. Thinking the only way to win her heart now is to become famous too, Harry tries out for the X factor and one thing leads to another. Soon Harry and Arianna find eachother face to face in a way they would never have expected. Theres drama, love triangles, sabotage, and life changing decisions. Will Harry and Arianna ever be together? Or was it just never ment to be?