don't wanna be a buzzkill, if i'm coming on strong. jamie tartt x fem!oc slow burn (ted lasso s1-tba)

"i don't want to think of anything else now that i've thought of you." - daylight. A guide on how to get the girl-disclaimer: Only follow upcoming instructions if you find yourself in a dystopian world, falling in love with the sister of the villain. 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 - 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐞 kenji kishimoto x fem!oc

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }