Funny jokes!!!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

In times where the world is in war, and the enemy is growing everyday. A youth Winter, decides to enlist in the navy despite being too young. He lies about his age, and by some miracle gets accepted onto a ship. The very ship's Captain gets captured by the Dirish. Attempting to free him, and a few other soldiers, Winter is taken captive, and a whole new adventure begins. He escapes, gets captured, escapes, and finds friends in the most unlikely of places. Robin Hood's great great great grandson being one of them.

Wealth, power, riches. These were all just things that Trent Smith had dreamed about while growing up poor. But as he matured in the terrible conditions Eastbell cast upon their impoverished people, he knew it was his destiny to change things. And to do that, he needed to become king. But power corrupts people. His uncle once told him once you gain a little bit of power, it's impossible to stop. If only he'd listened.

send in dares

It's stampy's last year of high school and he's going to the senior prom! But what happens if he can't find a date? Will he stand through the night with his friends or have his dreams come true? And what will happen even after that? New friends? New love? New... PERSON TO TAKE CARE OF?! Find out in my first ever minecraft book! (This was my first real book and I'm proud of what it's become :3)

On Hold

Lucky is part of Stampy's Wolf Pack. While fighting HitTheTarget, Lucky got set on fire and died. Little did they know, that Lucky's spirit is still among the Pack and the others. But little does anyone know– That Lucky's last battle was about to come. »I Do Not Own The Characters, Only The Plot!«

I bet you thought that all Minecraft mobs were just annoying pests who deserved to be killed. You thought wrong. Each mob has a story, each mob has its own feelings. Here are just a few of them. ~o~O~o~ This story is dedicated to all the YouTubers who keep me entertained and stem my love for Minecraft. Special thanks to SkyDoesMinecraft, Deadlox, GenerationHollow, Benjamin Pracy and LandonFleury.

This is a Fan-Made book which contains Stampy's Adventures in his Lovely World. If you watch his videos, you might love this. So I would make maybe 3 books, I would focus more on Adventure in this book and in the next book maybe about the love of Mittens and Duncan! But I would never make scary books. I'm just going to make happy books. For new subscribers, you may read some jokes, quotes, and information that you might hear and see if you watch more and more videos. And for old subscribers, you may read some quotes and sayings that you love to hear from Stampy. I hope you enjoy and subscribe to Stampylonghead juat in case you haven't yet. For Stampylonghead :)