After preventing Mammon from crossing to Earth and saving the world, John Constantine watches the human race do a complete 180 and embrace religious fervor. Of course, it's just not natural, so Heaven charges Constantine to solve their little Cherubim problem. Only, John finds it's not so easy to make a Cherubim sin. He's going to need a little help on this job. -- This story is based on the 2005 film "Constantine", starring Keanu Reeves. Yes, a television series has come and gone since the time the film was released, but it's one of my guilty pleasures. This story was previously published elsewhere in 2005. It is presented here with minor edits and grammatical changes but otherwise intact. It won't make a lot of sense if you haven't seen the film; it has zero to do with the short-lived NBC drama based on Hellblazer/Constantine. [Writer's Note: Any characters, settings, events, etc. created for and found in the movie "Constantine" belong to Warner Bros/DC Comics and the respective creators/writers. Used without express permission for the sole purpose of fan fiction, without the intent of infringement. Please don't sue me. All original characters, the plot and events of "Not A Virtue" and its original attributes were created by and belong solely to the author. They are not to be used/manipulated by anyone else for any other project.]

Who said only humans can make mistakes? Meet Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, A human-shinigami, carrier of Kyuubi's soul, a dutiful big brother and the proud symbol of the love of the Yondaime and his wife... By a certain twist of fate Minato Namikaze and his beloved wife birthed two twins at the night of 10th October. Instead of holding the Kyuubi's chakra Naruto held something far more powerful...Far more unique. At the accursed night of 10th October a masked man attacked Konoha. His aim? Destroy and incinerate Konoha to ashes. He freed the Kyuubi from its Jinchurikki who happened to be none other than Kushina Uzumaki. Minato Namikaze, The Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to Kisuke Urahara for sealing the chakra and soul of the Kyuubi into his children. Toughened by the abuse of the villagers, years of training with blood and sweat to protect the smiles on the faces of his widowed mother and innocent little sister made him the hard-working and cold person he is today. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, son of a widowed ex-kunoichi who can't use chakra anymore, the loving big brother of a little sister, the Uzumaki heir, a cunning and smart politician and a Shinigami who was never meant to be...That's what he was...A mistake...A mistake made by a certain bucket-hat humble candy shop owner who wields the sword of Benihime... He was Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze...He was The Shinigami's Screw Up. DISCLAIMER : I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR BLEACH! And just no. There's no incest. No cliche neglect either. If you're looking for that then you're out of luck.

These are interactions I made about Adam - from Records of Ragnarok - being in the Fate series. This is not a Fan Fic, but merely interactions.

▃▃▃▃▃ ❝𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢, 𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢! 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦!!❞ ⤷ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙪'𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 ▃▃▃▃▃𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷ 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 ⤷ 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 + 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 ⤷ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 ▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 ⤷𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟑/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏