three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

[Formerly known as: Warzone] "I miss him so much. I wish he was here, that none of this ever happened and that he could be holding me right now. I would do anything to be able to go back in time and change what happened..." Being a huge One Direction fangirl, I dreamt about dating one of the boys every night. Never in my wildest imagination did I ever think it would really happen. It seemed like the perfect fairy-tale at first, but then our relationship became a war zone and my biggest dream became my worst nightmare.

Mikayla Ryder is an aspiring musician who wants nothing more than to visit America, where she was born. When One Direction's guitarist can't go on the international summer tour, Mikayla is the back-up that finally gets to live her dream and visit America. All Mikayla thinks she has to do is play the guitar parts during the concerts as a one-way ticket to travel the world, but she quickly finds herself doing something that she forbid herself to do: fall in love with Liam Payne. *THIS STORY IS COMPLETELY UNEDITED and was one of my first stories I ever wrote, so be gentle*

The fame has finally gotten to Harry Styles. After a year of being in the limelight with girls, money and an endless stream of papparazzi, he's changed for the worse. He takes his fans, friends and family for granted. No one can change his attitude...or maybe one girl can.

When Niall, Zayn, Harry, Louis and Liam we're all little, they had an angel protecting them. The same angel. She watched over them, trying to protect them. She gave them all a bracelet with specific things on it and one certain thing was on each of them. The symbol "1D". As they grew, if they ever felt lonely, they would repeat the names of the charms and she would be there with them. Once they meet, they find out that it was the same angel...but darkness is taking over the angels of the Music department. Making kids turn on their angels...only she can fight it along with her friends...but what if...they get to her boys first? CAUTION: THIS STORY WAS MADE WHEN I WAS JUST A STARTER FAN. IT HAS MUCH CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL WHICH I'M SORRY FOR PUTTING. YOU MAY TRY READING, BUT IT IS CRINGE WORTHY. I'M SORRY. Their Guardian Angel | One Direction © 2013, analfunlarry Self publishing All Rights Reserved

Why did I have to fall for Louis? He's a total nightmare to begin with, we drive each other completely insane. I hate how my entire life now revolves around him, and the fact that he's my next door neighbour probably doesn't help anything.

Kate Browne. Her life was completely normal apart from the constant bullying she endured everyday by no other than Harry, Zayn and Louis and the abuse she also got by her non-caring father. Harry, Zayn and Louis, best friends since they were younger, all hate Kate and she has no idea why. One day she meets who she believes are her saviours, Niall and Liam. A pop duo that take a liking to Kate straight away and try to help her through her life. Along the way she finds herself in love, but with who? So what happens when you have one girl, two singers, three bullies and a bunch of jealous ex's? Welcome to Kate's life. (3RD IN FANFICTION AND 11TH IN WATTYAWARDS 2012)

Liam Payne was never a normal teenager. He may not have realized it, but that fact has always been there in the back of his mind. So when he helps out a student from the famous Hero Academies, Liam discovers powers he never knew he had. Suddenly, his whole life changes as he transfers to Hero Academies and meets his four new roommates and team members.

(if you're looking for an annoying, badly written story, here ya go bc I wrote this when I was 12 pls don't @ me) It all started with a contest on Twitter for Jazzella Morgan and One Direction to meet. She didn't care about the contest. She didn't even know that she WON the contest! And, she didn't really know One Direction. They made fake Twitter accounts, and who ever was the random person they followed was the winner. They followed Jazz, she followed back. And the drama begins. With love, lost, and lies on the line, will there be love for Liam and Jazz?

For her 16th birthday, Lucy Martin received a "present" from her childhood bestfriend, Louis Tomlinson; she got to be a backup dancer for One Direction. Things started heating up with her and Harry, but after the tour, he broke things off. Shortly after the breakup, Lucy discovered she was pregnant. With Harry Styles' baby, she decided to keep it a secret, only telling Louis the truth. Now, 3 years later, Isobele stumbles into her father, totally by accident. Should Lucy let the curly haired boy into his daughter's life, or shut him out like he did to her, all those years ago?