fart and Slendermans juice butt

satire. written with my friend 😳

paul wishes (to go into a school) | paul breach x reader

paul, 42, is newly single, from his relationship of 38 (??) years. he longs for a new 16 year old to be his baby mammer. on his daily tiktok lives, where he drinks hot chocky wocky and cheese and onion crisps, he hears of a new PRIMARY SCHOOL!! that has just opened! however, paul hasnt been outside since 2007, so this...