"Doll, you're lucky you're my favorite. If anyone else had pulled that stunt I would have killed them on sight." -- *°•♤•°* -- Recently, the Head of the Family, who everyone refers to as Mr. Darling, has taken considerable interest in your work as an assassin after taking quite a daring emergency risk and executing it flawlessly. He then subsequently reassigns you as his bodyguard, despite your insistence that you do better taking lives rather than defending them. Your job is tedious and boring, until one day he asks you about a certain scar.

𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗁 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗀𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗒. 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾! 𝖶𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝖿 "𝗃𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾". 𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖺 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝖾𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒'𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 back 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 70'𝗌. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖽𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖳𝖵 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝖻out 𝗉𝗎𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 "𝖶𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾". (Warnings) Gore, horror/thriller elements, mentions of mental illness (schizophrenia, depression, anxiety), manipulation/mindgames, kidnapping, obsession 💕Please consider voting for my story! Everything means a lot and helps keep me motivated. Enjoy this story!💕 #1 IN WELCOME HOME AS OF JUNE 3RD 2023 <33 #1 in Wally as of July 24th, 2023!

I never saw myself writing an x reader, but here I am. I don't care about the whole Y/N complications. There will be no physical characteristics implied aside from Wally being taller than you. I want everyone to be able to immerse themselves in this story, including people who aren't women, people who have differing skin tones. A lot of x readers have very specific main characters. I'm not here for a self insert. I'm here for you. Although, I will take the creative liberty to tell you that your name is now Neighbor. (no, NOT Darling. Suck it up, simps, I'll feed you at some point. you'll get your fill.) Any and all honorifics are going to be gender-neutral. --SYNOPSIS-- You have been working at the Rainbow Factory for a few years now, and your routine is like clockwork. Too much like clockwork. Your wanderlust and enthusiasm for life has faded into a routinely emotionless shell, the only things coming out of your mouth a "Yes, sir," and a "I'm on it." Your boss, Wally Darling, has recently began to assign you more and more lab work. The most recent one was to carry out an experiment.

⚠ Cover Art Isn't Mine ⚠(I wish it was though like, DAMN! talent!!! When Mumbo Jumbo died unexpectedly his best friend, Grian, never recovered. He'd locked himself in his house and hasn't left it for six entire months. All the other hermits were worried sick about him, and the only one who hadn't given up, hadn't lost hope, was Scar. He still showed up at Grian's door every single day. Could Scar save Grian from the massive hole he'd dug for himself, or had he gone too far to come back? Total word count: 47, 172 Started: July 22, 2022 Ended: August 24, 2022 This is offiacially on AO3 under the same name! I also have the same name on AO3 :)