One day, a mysterious box lands on Philza's doorstep labeled "Caution: May Bite". Philza takes it in, unknowing that there was something living in that box in which would change his family's lives forever. .~•°:¤:°•~. In this fanfic, they are hybrids or whatever their characters are. Philza is an avian. Techno is half piglin. Wilbur is techno's twin in this, but he is still human ig. Tommy is human from what we know...... so far... Start - January 3, 2022 End - April 11, 2022 Total words - 42,080

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

...It's the title :) {1/5/19}

Just a book of smut, fluff, angst, au's... you name it! I'll take request for basically anything! Also klance duh...

What if some Hermits went to Camp Half-Blood? Who would their godly parents be? Would they go on quests? Would they make friends with the characters in the Percy Jackson series? this is kind of like the Hogwarts AU but with Camp Half-Blood from Percy Jackson and the Olympians instead. I own nothing. All characters, settings, etc. belong to Uncle Rick and the Hermits. hope you like Greek mythology... 7/17/22 - #1 in #grian 7/4/22 - #1 in #goodtimeswithscar 4/21/23 - #1 in #hermitcraft 9/28/23 - #1 in #geminitay