⚠️⚠️STORY TAKEN DOWN PER AUTHOR'S REQUEST⚠️⚠️ when lance promises to bring his nonexistent boyfriend home to his homophobic family for christmas, keith reluctantly agrees to be lance's fake boyfriend over break in exchange for two months of lance doing his laundry. eventually, the two painfully oblivious space gays develop feelings for one another, and I cry every time I go to mcdonalds. chapter 45 is the most important chapter,,KICK ~ this was originally uploaded by Gibslythe on AO3 and taken down bc the fandom was being toxic trash so imma put it here for everyone to read I guess also I changed the last names in the story to the canon ones https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12645100/1/Dirty-Laundry

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.