Two liars co-author each other's downfall through chaos, mutual understanding, and a game of emotional chicken. Enemies-to-lovers-to-co-conspirators-to-who-even-knows-who-they-are-at-this-point. #1 Philosophical (July '25) #1 Character Study (June '25) #1 Intellectual (Sep '25) #1 witw (Oct '25) #1 Threats (Nov '25) ‼️DISCLAIMER: This story includes mature themes, irredeemable chronic use of foul language, as well depictions of criminal activity (for entertainment purposes only, none of which should be reproduced in real-world scenarios). ["- I twirl your hair, whisper poetry into your soul, threaten your peace of mind - and that gets a 'would not recommend'? And then... you orgasm over ground beef. In my presence. - Mmmhmmm. Best MEAT I've had in a WHIIIILE. Soooooo good..."] ["I had a goldfish once. Loyal. Very dependable. Floated just right. Watched me with those glassy little eyes until it gave up."] ["- Should I clap? - Mmm~ depends. Are you touched? - Wanna touch me? Massage my shoulders or something. They're stiff as fuck from carrying the CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR BULLSHIT!"] ["You don't fall for a person. You fall for the way they fit your scars. ...It's terribly poetic. I might kill someone over it."] GENRE: Immaculate degeneracy/theatrical sadboy horrorcore. Dark comedy neo-noir satire wrapped in romantic nihilism, criminal drama, and metafictional mayhem - like if a philosophy major and a con artist co-wrote a heist while flirting through existential dread (ft. Pigeon). ⚠️ Contains unstable metaphors, masked intimacy, and disturbing amounts of velvet smirking. NOTE ON FORMAT: Dialogue is tagged with 'SCRIBE:' or 'HISOKA:' to mark speaker changes. No new tag = same character is still talking. Think of it like a script. [I don't own Hisoka. No one does. (But credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi.) Don't own the rights to songs added via links either, the rest is original]

Trauma-informed sadomasochistic clown erotica with actual plot and elite banter. Hanna's wish came true - she got isekai'd. All she has: her knowledge of the plot, her skills, and newly discovered Nen. Is it the adventure she dreamed of... or a descent into something far darker? ‼️DISCLAIMER: MATURE! Contains disturbing content, manipulation, identity erosion, graphic psychological themes, emotional degradation, torture, murder/violence/gore, and constant thirst & smut (+toxic BDSM dynamics). (aka 50 Shades of Pitch-Black. I just let Hisoka off the PG-14 leash.) Not suitable for young or impressionable readers. Didn't put the tag so Wattpad search filters don't bury me alive lol, but IF YOU'RE A CONFUSED KID - PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. For your own mental sanity and normal sexual development. Seriously. (I don't own the rights to the images, the story, and its characters, except for Hanna and her contributions. All credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi. Long live the GOAT.) #1 in Hisoka (June25) #1 in HunterxHunter (September25) #1 in Psychological (May25) #1 in Toy (May25) #2 in Darkfic (April25) #4 in Hunter (May25) Hunter x Hunter Isekai Hisoka x OC/Reader Dark psychological erotica About dialogue formatting: I'm used to the French convention: using « » to mark the start and end of conversations (which I've swapped for " "), and - to signal a change of speaker. It's just my personal preference, sorry if it feels a bit unusual!

"𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫. 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which derek's twin sister is all mickey altieri can think about as of late - and mickey can't stand it

"Dude! You have to give me some warning before you do that" I scowl before glaring at him. Only he mirrors my glare, and I go confused. "What's wrong?" I ask. "I'm not your friend. Don't call me dude" He mutters. "You talked!" I gasp, sitting up straight in the bed. Only the room spins slightly, and Sage pushes me back down. I then register what he said, and my smile fades away. "I know, sorry" I mumble. Sage sighs, and suddenly my jaw is being grabbed, and before I can even begin to register what's happening, he kisses me. "Not your friend" He whispers. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Morgan Price. A woman who never shuts up. Sage Hendrix. A man who rarely talks. What a match. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• When Morgan makes an impulsive decision to join a fucking mafia, she meets Sage, a man who intimidates people with just one look. As time goes on, her attraction and curiosity for him grows. Little does she know he's facing the same problem. (Hendrix #5)

"𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞." "𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥... 𝐲𝐞𝐬." "𝐠𝐨𝐝, 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐚! 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 '𝐧𝐨, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲.' ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ [ in which matt donovan's sister seems to know everything ] [ there's a lot of pairings. probably oc x enzo st. john, elijah mikaelson, klaus mikaelson, kol mikaelson, finn mikaelson, jeremy gilbert, elena gilbert and best friend!kai parker ]

"i accidentally dropped four true love's arrows on earth which hit the mikaelson brothers. oops." IN WHICH Cupid accidentally shoots four arrows of true love at the mikaelson men. the vampire diaries 2-4 oc x mikealson men amazing cover by @mcclincys

━ .՞𐦯 "𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦," ━ ⋆ 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.

"𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨." "𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝." °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ or when cordelia carrows involvement in the supernatural world grows a million times larger overnight when she finds out her soulmate is the original hybrid. °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ I only own my own storyline and ideas. Cordelia is not a badass, nor will she ever be. if you don't like that I'm sorry

Peyton is being pulled between worlds. There's the real world, and the one of her dreams. Except, this 'dream' world seems unsettlingly real and tangible, and that little red-head boy doesn't feel like something her brain would create. Despite growing attached to this dream boy, Peyton is determined to figure out how to make it stop. The boy is determined to make her stay. (A Smallville fanfic) Lex x OC

He's a doctor in the FBI & She makes swords for a living. Neither are what you'd expect. Somehow, that might just be what makes them perfect for each other. {I do not have the rights to Criminal Minds, just to any OC's and my plot.} Published; July 22 2022. Completed; TBD